Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
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Top comments
Snafuusmc 12
Like a boss.
Feklfekl2222 32
How did that not wake you? Also isn't twelve a little old to lay down in someone's lap (except parents)?
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Comments (277)
MsConfusedd 27
Never, ever assume they are angels. You'll always be dissapointed.
Redoxx_fml 22
But he'll be so sad!
BRITTANYHUNGRY 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
At least he's old enough to take a punch in the area where you can pay him back. (by punching, I mean)
MaxG123 8
The boy has learned...... Learned very well!
gonad_gobbler 1
You know you liked it, go on and keep pretending you're sleeping.
G0odgrief 0
that gives me the heebie jeebies
Bekll 31
I feel icky.
Suba_fml 8
Like a boss
G0odgrief 0
really?
rebelsrock 17
I think it's funny that this comment got -11 but the first comment says the exact same thing and it got 514 haha
G0odgrief 0
it got -11 b/c he repeated the first frigging comment.
rcgirl2 11
Every boy's dream. To feel older women's boobs.
joposer 7
Until you're older and then it's to feel younger women's boobs.
fernclogger 5
Every 12 year olds dream... Other than becoming super saiyan or catching a pokemon
geod69 8
Sweet
haileyblows 7
hahah fyl op, but that kid's a stud
yankkeeboy123 5
Hhaha