Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML
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Akitakat
| 31
Be thankful you now know that your ex is basically a call girl. There is no trusting her.
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pjsr
| 32
Ewwww! How repulsive is this guy that even as the richest guy in school, he still has to pay someone to go out with him?
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Akitakat
| 31
Be thankful you now know that your ex is basically a call girl. There is no trusting her.
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mt21mt
| 15
And I bet she will expect you to be happy when she buys you a little gift with part of the money.
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Adam Dessouki
| 13
Over my many years of life experiences, I’ve learnt one lesson and I live by it. “Love is trash, bitches need cash”
Now I’m never sad, and always got a $100 in dollar bills.
Now I’m never sad, and always got a $100 in dollar bills.
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feckarsedrink
| 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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jkjorn
| 15
Let me guess, the formal was at the Snowboard Academy?
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ohsnapword
| 21
Did they do this on The Simpsons?
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pjsr
| 32
Ewwww! How repulsive is this guy that even as the richest guy in school, he still has to pay someone to go out with him?
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bartsj1988
| 7
Perhaps, its only OP's girlfriend that he wants to go to the dance with. He has to pay only because she isn't available.
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esca6angel
| 16
Just to show that money can't buy a decent personality.
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Captain_M
| 8
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas..... Well, at least now you know.
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
Every girl has a price. Every girl.
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Allie614032
| 34
I was offered a million dollars to go on ten "dates" with some old guy. I said no. Not every girl has a price.
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RichardPencil
| 30
A hundred million?
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onceuponatime456
| 16
No you weren't!
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ohsnapword
| 21
Wow, I'd pay a million for you to stay away from me.
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Allie614032
| 34
@onceuponatime456 - Yeah. I was. He contacted me over Facebook. I ended up blocking him because he wouldn't stop messaging me, trying to convince me to say yes.
@ohsnapword - I'll take you up on that offer. Feel free to DM me your bank info.
@ohsnapword - I'll take you up on that offer. Feel free to DM me your bank info.
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bartsj1988
| 7
I highly doubt that he had a million dollars to offer
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PhantomCrevan
| 8
You do realize that if every woman has a price, so does every man? You literally could have just said "everyone has a price" and your comment would have had the same meaning *without* the casual sexism.
Also, no, not everyone has a price, because there will always be someone that will choose their principles over the money, even if it's just to be contrary.
Also, no, not everyone has a price, because there will always be someone that will choose their principles over the money, even if it's just to be contrary.
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RichardPencil
| 30
Indecent Proposal.
Be suspicious if she seems to have a lot more money than the agreed-upon payment.
Be suspicious if she seems to have a lot more money than the agreed-upon payment.