By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
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kel_pie 1

why would be holding a kid that had no pants on ...

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imperfectclarity 0

Why was he sitting on your lap without pants?? Ew.

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shadaboo2014 0
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question of the day: y were u holding a pantsless baby in ur lap...u had on pants tho rite?

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purplemnm 9

wow...pantless baby on your lap? is your name Herbert? mmmm...popsicles...

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SierraVanilla 0
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ahaha I was thinking the same question, kid no pants in your lap?? uhmm...

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Whyme8P 0

op how would u not notice??? are u mental.....stupid¡

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TheLetterZero 7
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What I'm worried about is why the kid was sitting on the OP's lap. Shouldn't it be the other way around?

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xmagster 0

exactly what I was thinking. o__o Why did this kid not have pants on?! lol

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DemonChicken 0
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a better fml would be "some chick my parents hired had me naked on her lap I feel violated,fml.

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paramorefan125 0

lol I ws tinkin tha exact same thing!

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ivyy 0
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WTF yd u have a naked kid on ur lap creeper. n nice fam guy reference btw

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themajik 0
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and u prolly had a boner. pedo.

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majones 0
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Today, I came home to see my babysitter receiving a Boston pancake from my seven year old son. FML

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albinomustang 0
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hahaha!!!!! Gross

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cady2 0

it was probably a small one. like two or three and they were wearing a pullup or diaper and it soaked through. you all are immature.

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toaster468 0

so you allow little kids to sit on your lap, PANTLESS, while their parents aren't home? petifile!!!! jk

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mayumm 0
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Today, I had a pantless kid on my lap while babysitting. I was turned on until he peed. FML <------- theres the shorter version

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PSI_Kid 0
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Wow that sucks... lol

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SomeonesGoneDie 0
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Holy fricken pedo shit! ZING :D

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BaGu_fml 0

I think you'd notice unless you're a huge fatass. ;)

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kel_pie 1

why would be holding a kid that had no pants on ...

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Starfire22 5
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lol... I was wondering the same thing...

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Subrosawolf 0

Why are we all asuming this is a male post? It could be a female pedo.

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Ajjas013 6

I think it's called foreplay.

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ImaginaryFoe 0
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Yay Pedobear! The other question is why were you so distracted that you didn't notice the kid did his business until he told you?

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cono1717 0
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lol I think it calls for a WTF!!

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Ajjas013 6

Nah, it's not serious. Just another couple of posers doing a fail rendition of 2 girls 1 cup. No WTF is needed :)

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Ajjas013 6

Yup :(

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BigLostBear 0

#7 I was waiting to see a pedobear comment :) you have pleased me.

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emala1096 17
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exactly what I was thinking..

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imperfectclarity 0

Why was he sitting on your lap without pants?? Ew.

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Jrook 0

I think that is a crime in some states, having a naked kid on your lap. I'd make a joke about child rape... but that's not funny

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xlostwithoutu 0

maybe the kid had on underwear..

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dorkside_fml 0

good

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QueenOfBoredom 0

i like you... why? your picture thats why!

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ilovechuux13 0
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maybe you shouldn't have naked kids on your lap?

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OBCD_fml 0
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maybe the OP mistook their job for their hobby...

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Subrosawolf 0

Gotta go peepee! Yaaaaay! I did it awl by mysewf!

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daftpunk_fml 0
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why was there a naked kid on your lap? so fail..

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22jrdn55 15
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Were you raping the little dude?

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Harry_Styles_fml 3
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I read your comment then your picture, A+ man, A+..

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breannav 0
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yeah gross. i agree. y no pants

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Wasted_Elmo 6
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why have a kid with no pants on was u molesting him that he felt so pleased he wet him self on ur lap .... just saying

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