taco_bender

About Taco_bender

Well im mexican and 20. Not in jail and havent got any girls pregnant so im a little off track. Hahaha. I am not a taco bender but i heard they make good money. I always wondered why you dont see taco benders in NFL games or NBA games. Not even MLS games. Thts soccer. If u know the reason message me Hahaha so if u see a taco bender might be me. Hahahaha.

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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By FML.. - / Monday 6 April 2009 19:51 / China

Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." 5ML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 24 January 2014 20:24 / France - Paris

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 5 July 2012 04:01 / Canada - Brampton

Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML

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By KatieB - / Wednesday 4 April 2012 21:11 / United Kingdom - Newark

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

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By woohoo420 - / Wednesday 4 April 2012 16:14 / United States - Chino Hills

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