williamh327

About Williamh327

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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

20%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

6%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

3%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

46%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

38%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

39%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

33%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%

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Williamh327's favorite FMLs

Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname / Thursday 29 January 2009 23:08 / United States

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Gitana - / Sunday 22 April 2012 19:08 / Spain - Tafalla

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 16 April 2012 12:38 / United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By needurlove - / Sunday 15 April 2012 06:49 / United States - Sandpoint

Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ilovechickens / Sunday 15 April 2012 03:46 / United States

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It's in the can!

I agree, my mouse works.

Judgmental

50 favorites

Mobility

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

The return of the thumb

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

The thumb strikes back

Who’s the fairest of them all?

YDI Master

50 quality comments

A new thumb

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time