Intimacy: Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/03/2012 12:09 - Australia - Croydon

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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By Embarressed... - 04/08/2010 10:25 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

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By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 03:19 - United States - Roanoke

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Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:24 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML

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By Birdman - 23/06/2018 15:00

Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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Snafuusmc 12

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:41

Like a boss.

Feklfekl2222 32

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:42

How did that not wake you? Also isn't twelve a little old to lay down in someone's lap (except parents)?

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i_hate_cats 3

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:48

Someone give this kid a metal

Chazyj 4

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:50

Someone has trained this boy well :)

brntoober 1

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:52

Cougar!

alexfelker 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:54

rapest

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:33

Umm... *Rapist.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 26 March 2012 0:22

I'm so the rapest!

justcallmemini 15

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:59

at least he wasnt exploring your secret garden. try explaining that to his parents :)

meridius4510 4

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:04

Hey, take it as a complement.

21bebe 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:09

One more thing checked off on his bucket list

hellodeandra 8

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:09

Why does a 12 year old need babysitting? I was babysitting when I was that age.

kevin3644 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:20

I like this kid.

Equin0x 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:21

Winning!

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