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Hey there FML user! Sure, you're reading this to find out about me, but you can't trust anything you read on the internet can you? So why bother. I guess I could tell you a few things. I've been working for the ILNA (International League of Ninja Assassins) for about 300 years now. I've been the Prime Minister of Canada twice, and I was the King of Scotland a long time ago. Some of you may recognize me from Star Wars, in which I played The Force (original trilogy only, thanks to those damn computers that replaced me). Probably my biggest accomplished though was when I became CPR certified through the Red Cross. That the basic rundown I guess.