Intimacy: Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a...

By Anonymous - 25/03/2012 12:09 - Australia - Croydon

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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By Embarressed... - 04/08/2010 10:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

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By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 03:19 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:24 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML

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How sweet

By Birdman - 23/06/2018 15:00

Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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Snafuusmc 12

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:41

Like a boss.

Feklfekl2222 32

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:42

How did that not wake you? Also isn't twelve a little old to lay down in someone's lap (except parents)?

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tj4234 35

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:59

one million lad points to the kid.

brookieeboo100 1

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:00

haha he thought he was gonna get lucky tonight !

pagullarka 9

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:39

Can you imagine the stories in the school he will tell.

HooHooHa 6

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:03

Sigh..12 year olds are getting more action than me...I wish I was that kid

skittles987_fml 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:04

Still counts...

lolxlolx3 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:09

that little perv

shanniemac 2

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:11

That kid's got great future as a playa!

hilde43 5

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:14

Way to go Thats too funny

Neatfellen 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:21

how in the hell didnt u feel him take ur shirt off?!

justalilrandom2 4

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:30

Some parents aren't alright with leaving a 12 year old home alone, likely at night. It's completely understandable. It's also able to be inferred from the fml that there are no older siblings present or at all, personally I wouldn't leave a 12 year old alone never mind if there are some younger siblings. 12 years old is still primary school here, it's a young 12 compared to say the uk where you're on to your 2nd child by 3 different men by that age.

joposer 7

Monday 26 March 2012 1:21

Inappropriate.

Blanca781720 5

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:32

This guy is in like 6th or 7th grade, who is probably like 5'7 (I'm in 7th grade, so this is pretty accurate) and you didn't think that it was weird at all when he rested his head on your lap?!?

GoldenGrizzly 7

Monday 26 March 2012 3:22

Did she babysit the 5'7 guy in your class? No. My little brother was 4'9 at 12. He didn't hit a growth spurt until like 8th grade. Some 12 year olds are small and innocent looking.