Kids: Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with...

By justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By Sebastian - 17/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

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By None - 08/02/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 20:56 - United States - Collingswood

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

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By fail - 19/11/2009 06:10 - Australia

Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML

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Passing

By ChoirGuy - 07/02/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

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By Ellie - 08/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 04:35 - Canada - Lindsay

Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML

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The Sopranos

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML

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bioclock 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:22

Don't take it too seriously. I know when I was younger, I got embarrassed when any of my family members would sing, regardless of whether they were good or not. I know you're not any of their parents, but it might be something similar.

lubby_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:20

Kids.....hehe. Maybe she did not like your song, I bet if you sang dora she would love it. XD 1st.....hahahah...Victory is MINE!

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lubby_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:20

Kids.....hehe. Maybe she did not like your song, I bet if you sang dora she would love it. XD 1st.....hahahah...Victory is MINE!

daniisme 0

Monday 12 April 2010 2:41

Dora Dora Dora the explorer... DORA! come on fabinas, everybody let's go! come on let's get to it I know that we can do it! where are we going? doras house! where are we going? doras house! and OP, just cus ur in the select choir doesn't mean your actually good at singing. Sooo many people at my school that suck are in the S.C

fartsareyummy 1

Monday 14 June 2010 20:40

I'm pretty sure it's come on VAMINOS

22cute 17

Thursday 21 June 2012 6:15

Not everyone wants to hear you sing norther how good you think you are. People singing out loud is highly annoying. -vaminos

bioclock 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:22

13BlackCat 2

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:24

it's more of a kid thing that you being a bad singer. i don't remember who but there was a celebrity singer whose baby did the same thing

SlickWilly440 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:25

The great thing about children is that they are brutally honest, unlike the mature adults who are too polite to express their honest opinion. There are probably some people out their still trying to purse some dream because no one was honest enough to tell them the truth.

meaganinja 12

Sunday 23 September 2012 8:02

I know a girl like that. Absolutely tone deaf but she thinks she's fabulous. It makes it so much worse that she likes to pick on everyone else around her, including me, when she clearly can't acknowledge her own flaws.

mf_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:26

kids do somewhat mean things just to do 'em.

alucardrules 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:27

Why did you post this? how did the moderating people let this through? This is not LULZ! I'm going to ask not to post things for the sake of getting sympathy.

Mads_1234 28

Friday 4 January 2013 21:27

You idiot, that's what this site is for! To tell people about your bad experience and see what they think, whether they agree with you about it or not.

greatnt249 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:29

Inflated ego aside, OP, they probably just didn't want you to sing anymore. Just because you're "God's gift to choir" doesn't mean everyone wants to hear it.