Kids: Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with...

By justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By Sebastian - 17/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

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Your song

By None - 08/02/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML

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Got talent?

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 20:56 - United States - Collingswood

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

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By fail - 19/11/2009 06:10 - Australia

Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML

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Passing

By ChoirGuy - 07/02/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

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The Voice

By Ellie - 08/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 04:35 - Canada - Lindsay

Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML

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The Sopranos

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML

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bioclock 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:22

Don't take it too seriously. I know when I was younger, I got embarrassed when any of my family members would sing, regardless of whether they were good or not. I know you're not any of their parents, but it might be something similar.

lubby_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:20

Kids.....hehe. Maybe she did not like your song, I bet if you sang dora she would love it. XD 1st.....hahahah...Victory is MINE!

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FuzzMonkey09 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 22:17

Bet she would like it if Miley Cyrus sang it

SilentGround 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 22:19

little kids suck

nomansland_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 22:23

Don't sweat it man. I sing all the time and people tell me to shut up, but I know for a fact I'm good.

jayfx 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 22:31

cute lol

shamille 5

Saturday 28 March 2009 22:43

ew nasty little kid hands. i hope you washed and gargled.

Bassguitarking 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 22:45

Some people sing really well but can sing annoyingly so don't take it personally.

McLaughlane 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:07

Just because you're in choir and can sing well doesn't mean people want to hear you do it. It can be pretty annoying. :P My best friend's sister was in choir when she was in high school and when she sings it's irritating as hell.

Aish_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:13

Yeah don't get too pissy...they probably just didn't like the song. Calm down.

calmthefuck_down 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:13

so ? kids do shit like that.

zoopooz 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:20

The real fml is coming in four years after you graduate with a degree in choral studies. Have fun being a chorus conductor. Today, I just graduated from college! With a degree in Choral Studies. FML