Kids: Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with...

By justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By Sebastian - 17/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

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Your song

By None - 08/02/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 20:56 - United States - Collingswood

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

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By fail - 19/11/2009 06:10 - Australia

Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML

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Passing

By ChoirGuy - 07/02/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

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The Voice

By Ellie - 08/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 04:35 - Canada - Lindsay

Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML

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The Sopranos

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML

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bioclock 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:22

Don't take it too seriously. I know when I was younger, I got embarrassed when any of my family members would sing, regardless of whether they were good or not. I know you're not any of their parents, but it might be something similar.

lubby_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:20

Kids.....hehe. Maybe she did not like your song, I bet if you sang dora she would love it. XD 1st.....hahahah...Victory is MINE!

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hello_chelsea 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 4:58

Getting a degree in choral studies? You deserved it.

Luky_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 5:42

more like "Today, I was at work at a preschool. FML."

TheJuqhusim 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:14

You're not an alto, are you? Don't let it get to you, kids these days suck anyway.

braFTW 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:24

It's still time to change your plans, kids are usually truthful...

zomgitsbrilol 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:44

I'm in college fo music education and my 4 year old sister still tells me to shut up whenever i sing or w/e. they're just kids. chill out

laulaufolife 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:51

it's fine little kids hate nice singing...seriously

kyueb 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 7:00

Yeah right. If you made it into the school chorus why would you care about what a tiny girl from preschool says? Plus, today is saturday. Put thought into your lies before you post them.

cambiata 1

Sunday 29 March 2009 8:20

I don't know why you'd think it was a lie. For most of my life, I've been told what a lovely voice I have. I used to sing some of my nieces to sleep when I'd babysit them. So one of my nieces told me to stop (she was maybe 4 or 5 at the time), which hurt a bit, but because of that I stopped singing for her, I just sang for her siblings. The funny thing is, now that she's older, she begs me to sing for her.

kandy_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 8:58

Why would you take someone a pre-schooler said literally? FYL for obviously having a low self-esteem. Although, it's either that or you're just trying to get sympathy. Either way. FYL.