Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML
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Today, I took my dog to the vet because he hadn't eaten his food in three days, was drinking a lot of water, and was peeing a lot (all signs of antifreeze poisoning). I spent $200 at the vet to tell me that my dog is fine and just didn't like his current food. FML
Today, after being worried for a week because my dog wasn't eating, I paid the vet $120 for her to tell me that my dog doesn't like her dog food. FML
Today, my dog ate my little brother's medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML
Today, I splurged thousands of dollars on the breed of dog that I've loved since I was a kid from a reputable breeder. He is allergic to all food except the 24lb food for $70 and has sensitivities galore, including a seizure from a shot. I've spent $5,000 in vet bills in the first week. FML
Today, I took my dog back to the vet because her face was completely swollen and her stomach was bright red and blotchy. It's obviously the medication she just started, but my vet doesn't believe dogs have allergic reactions. It's the only vet in the area. FML
Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML
Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. He sat on my lap the whole car ride, licking my face and acting like my best friend. As soon as we got inside, he turned into a Tasmanian devil and pissed on my shoes, all while looking at me like I'd betrayed him. FML
Today, my mom's super spoiled small demon dog attacked my 3 year-old daughter, mauling her leg. Out of instinct, I kicked it away, causing it to fly across the room yelping. I picked up my daughter and took her straight to the hospital, where she got stitches. Later that night, I was greeted with a vet bill. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
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marinus_fml 20
It could have been worse. You could have received a $200 to put it down.
persianjr1 7
you dog can reach the cubbord?
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Comments (115)
dj_tricky 0
lol. same thing happened to my cat. =P but only had to pay 90$$
intheboot 0
<----loves marshmallows, but he doesn't get foamy.
Alex94xela 0
ur a ******* retard the dog was foaming cuz it ate the marshmallows not he couldn't tell between foam and a ******* marshmallow on the dogs face
uncbballwins 0
**** **** ****!!
AriTheAirhead 10
calm your tots children. use you brain: the dog loved marshmallows so much that he started foaming at the mouth... kind of like drooling. duh.
sgenfkshe 5
lol how do the marshmallows get 'foamy'??
leedivinchi 0
I'm about to be banned :( sorry guys. FML commenters are always hating on me when I'm pretty smart really..
Sirin_fml 47
Nope; just avoid saying anything unduly stupid, and it's all good. :-)
josephhhhhh 0
<~~~~~~~eats everything, literally everything and nothing gets him foamy :)
MrDiablo96 0
this I is my first comment on FML and I was just wondering when u write a FML do u write FML or would they put it in for u if u mess up
Sirin_fml 47
@MrDiablo96: Yep, as long as your spelling/grammar isn't too horrible, we'll correct it for you if we like your FML.
leedivinchi 0
I don't understand what you mean, I'm a really smart guy.
SkateboardGirl88 11
Oh god here we go....
uncbballwins 0
Lol KaySL I honestly don't ******* understand why some of your comments aren't modded.
leedivinchi 0
While I still have one? who the **** is gonna take it off you idiot. and it's cause I was moderated. the post was a test to see if I could still post dumbass. you should probably be a bit nicer before you talk to somebody like that in person and they kick you face in.
Doortje 30
#89: I'm going to rip it off. I'm sick of this cute girl image.
leedivinchi 0
Hahha I dare you. try it. you couldn't, cause your a girl... I have enjoyed this argument boys. maybe we can have another? unless you'd rather pleasure yourselves to the sight of my best friend; on my profile picture? well have a good rest of the day;).
leedivinchi 0
hahaha this is a long comment thread, no?
Doortje 30
Lol, I think I can handle a 12 year old. One bitch slap will probably knock you out :')
leedivinchi 0
Hahaha Boners I guess it's true, not everyone loves you, ******! thank you for clearing that up for me! unfortunately, I only use the iPhone app and I'd have to open up Safari to access my account; too much work. good night! I hope you don't stop breathing tonight, I might miss your asshole comments. hahahaha!!! no, no I wouldn't. I lied.
leedivinchi 0
wtf does any of that even MEAN? I'm so confused right now
MrDiablo96 0
That's probably not a rare occurrence for you, lee.
uncbballwins 0
KaySl I like the mandatory IQ test idea
scottyrocks123 21
you put " FML "
abnormalbird 11
It means thou are nothing but a clowns light of brain knave. Even a puddle of mud can outwit thou, idle jest! Oh wait I am making fun of jests, thou are hated by even their ranks! Go die in the yonder ditch or get thee to a abbey! Only the most foolish of fools can love thou because bring shame to anyone who relates to thou, damned piece of filth!
Treyyoung545 2
Continue on guys. This is great. But to add my opinion, lee, why in the world would you feel the need to tell the world your account "is about to be banned"? honestly, I'd be surprised if anyone else cared.
imblown 0
damnn well dont buy marshmallows and get him some treats lol
persianjr1 7
really? don't buy marshmallows? that is just stupid. get a lock on your pantry?
FYLeveryday 0
it wasnt a marshmallow it was a CUM-tastic treat
persianjr1 7
you dog can reach the cubbord?
snowfox_fml 10
dogs have an amazing ability to get things they arnt allowed to have..I should know
BAMF18 0
are you a dog?
trdz23 0
lmao
marinus_fml 20
It could have been worse. You could have received a $200 to put it down.
AriTheAirhead 10
very true. think positive! ^_^
track69 3
why were you feeding your dog marshmallows?
mikeydakid59 0
Maybe he WASN'T feeding his dog marshmallows.
annemarte 4
If he was feeding him, he probably would have known- don't you think....?!!
mandi4murphy 0
hahahahahaha fail xD
a_girl_i_know 0
taking your pet to the vet can be very expensive most of the time
samadams42 0
Well no shit ;)
felipe87 2
captain obvious here
gb_chrs 2
next time put the marshmallows in the cupboard, not lying around on the table
Doortje 30
$200? :O FYL. But hey, at least your dog is alright :)
SarahStarzz 0
wow maybe u should lock the marshmallows lmao
samadams42 0
thats why you lock em in a cabinet.
TardxxxCake 4
LOL #14 you're ******* stupid xD
samadams42 0
ya you lock the marshmellows bag.