<----loves marshmallows, but he doesn't get foamy.

lol how do the marshmallows get 'foamy'??

I'm about to be banned :( sorry guys. FML commenters are always hating on me when I'm pretty smart really..

Nope; just avoid saying anything unduly stupid, and it's all good. :-)

<~~~~~~~eats everything, literally everything and nothing gets him foamy :)

this I is my first comment on FML and I was just wondering when u write a FML do u write FML or would they put it in for u if u mess up

@MrDiablo96: Yep, as long as your spelling/grammar isn't too horrible, we'll correct it for you if we like your FML.

I don't understand what you mean, I'm a really smart guy.

Oh god here we go....

Lol KaySL I honestly don't fucking understand why some of your comments aren't modded.

While I still have one? who the fuck is gonna take it off you idiot. and it's cause I was moderated. the post was a test to see if I could still post dumbass. you should probably be a bit nicer before you talk to somebody like that in person and they kick you face in.

#89: I'm going to rip it off. I'm sick of this cute girl image.

Hahha I dare you. try it. you couldn't, cause your a girl... I have enjoyed this argument boys. maybe we can have another? unless you'd rather pleasure yourselves to the sight of my best friend; on my profile picture? well have a good rest of the day;).

hahaha this is a long comment thread, no?

Lol, I think I can handle a 12 year old. One bitch slap will probably knock you out :')

Hahaha Boners I guess it's true, not everyone loves you, fucker! thank you for clearing that up for me! unfortunately, I only use the iPhone app and I'd have to open up Safari to access my account; too much work. good night! I hope you don't stop breathing tonight, I might miss your asshole comments. hahahaha!!! no, no I wouldn't. I lied.

wtf does any of that even MEAN? I'm so confused right now

That's probably not a rare occurrence for you, lee.

KaySl I like the mandatory IQ test idea

you put " FML "

It means thou are nothing but a clowns light of brain knave. Even a puddle of mud can outwit thou, idle jest! Oh wait I am making fun of jests, thou are hated by even their ranks! Go die in the yonder ditch or get thee to a abbey! Only the most foolish of fools can love thou because bring shame to anyone who relates to thou, damned piece of filth!

Continue on guys. This is great. But to add my opinion, lee, why in the world would you feel the need to tell the world your account "is about to be banned"? honestly, I'd be surprised if anyone else cared.

really? don't buy marshmallows? that is just stupid. get a lock on your pantry?

it wasnt a marshmallow it was a CUM-tastic treat

dogs have an amazing ability to get things they arnt allowed to have..I should know

are you a dog?

lmao

very true. think positive! ^_^

Maybe he WASN'T feeding his dog marshmallows.

If he was feeding him, he probably would have known- don't you think....?!!

Well no shit ;)

captain obvious here

thats why you lock em in a cabinet.

LOL #14 you're fucking stupid xD

ya you lock the marshmellows bag.