By duncanisgey - 04/03/2011 22:57 - Canada
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My friend, it's because I tow the line, often perilously closely. Why I remember the one time I likened DocBastard's face to a pregnant, constipated and homosexual va-- well, I got my supple arse handed to me on a silver platter is all I'm saying. Anything more would be embarrassing.
While I still have one? who the fuck is gonna take it off you idiot. and it's cause I was moderated. the post was a test to see if I could still post dumbass. you should probably be a bit nicer before you talk to somebody like that in person and they kick you face in.
Hahaha Boners I guess it's true, not everyone loves you, fucker! thank you for clearing that up for me! unfortunately, I only use the iPhone app and I'd have to open up Safari to access my account; too much work. good night! I hope you don't stop breathing tonight, I might miss your asshole comments. hahahaha!!! no, no I wouldn't. I lied.
Hey, leedivinchi, or should I say my esteemed Princess Tard III of the Kingdom of Tardarus, Greater Tardland, dominion and vassal of the Free Republic of Holy Shit How Do These Cunts Remember to Breathe? Go hop on your fucking dildo/scooter hybrid and fuck off, you're boring the shit out of everyone right now. Who the hell wants to read your brain-dead drivel anyway? Fuck's sake, this is where the mandatory FML IQ test would come in handy, you know? Some of you people would be outscored by a rotting turd right out of a country hick's arsehole. You brought this one on yourself, lowly PEASANT, now concede defeat and beg for forgiveness.
It means thou are nothing but a clowns light of brain knave. Even a puddle of mud can outwit thou, idle jest! Oh wait I am making fun of jests, thou are hated by even their ranks! Go die in the yonder ditch or get thee to a abbey! Only the most foolish of fools can love thou because bring shame to anyone who relates to thou, damned piece of filth!