By duncanisgey - 04/03/2011 22:57 - Canada

Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML
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It could have been worse. You could have received a $200 to put it down.

persianjr1 7

you dog can reach the cubbord?


lol. same thing happened to my cat. =P but only had to pay 90$$

<----loves marshmallows, but he doesn't get foamy.

Alex94xela 0

ur a fucking retard the dog was foaming cuz it ate the marshmallows not he couldn't tell between foam and a fucking marshmallow on the dogs face

uncbballwins 0

Fuck Fuck FUCK!!

calm your tots children. use you brain: the dog loved marshmallows so much that he started foaming at the mouth... kind of like drooling. duh.

lol how do the marshmallows get 'foamy'??

leedivinchi 0

I'm about to be banned :( sorry guys. FML commenters are always hating on me when I'm pretty smart really..

Nope; just avoid saying anything unduly stupid, and it's all good. :-)

<~~~~~~~eats everything, literally everything and nothing gets him foamy :)

this I is my first comment on FML and I was just wondering when u write a FML do u write FML or would they put it in for u if u mess up

@MrDiablo96: Yep, as long as your spelling/grammar isn't too horrible, we'll correct it for you if we like your FML.

leedivinchi 0

I don't understand what you mean, I'm a really smart guy.

SkateboardGirl88 11

Oh god here we go....

uncbballwins 0

Lol KaySL I honestly don't fucking understand why some of your comments aren't modded.

leedivinchi 0

While I still have one? who the fuck is gonna take it off you idiot. and it's cause I was moderated. the post was a test to see if I could still post dumbass. you should probably be a bit nicer before you talk to somebody like that in person and they kick you face in.

#89: I'm going to rip it off. I'm sick of this cute girl image.

leedivinchi 0

Hahha I dare you. try it. you couldn't, cause your a girl... I have enjoyed this argument boys. maybe we can have another? unless you'd rather pleasure yourselves to the sight of my best friend; on my profile picture? well have a good rest of the day;).

leedivinchi 0

hahaha this is a long comment thread, no?

Lol, I think I can handle a 12 year old. One bitch slap will probably knock you out :')

leedivinchi 0

Hahaha Boners I guess it's true, not everyone loves you, fucker! thank you for clearing that up for me! unfortunately, I only use the iPhone app and I'd have to open up Safari to access my account; too much work. good night! I hope you don't stop breathing tonight, I might miss your asshole comments. hahahaha!!! no, no I wouldn't. I lied.

leedivinchi 0

wtf does any of that even MEAN? I'm so confused right now

That's probably not a rare occurrence for you, lee.

uncbballwins 0

KaySl I like the mandatory IQ test idea

you put " FML "

It means thou are nothing but a clowns light of brain knave. Even a puddle of mud can outwit thou, idle jest! Oh wait I am making fun of jests, thou are hated by even their ranks! Go die in the yonder ditch or get thee to a abbey! Only the most foolish of fools can love thou because bring shame to anyone who relates to thou, damned piece of filth!

Continue on guys. This is great. But to add my opinion, lee, why in the world would you feel the need to tell the world your account "is about to be banned"? honestly, I'd be surprised if anyone else cared.

damnn well dont buy marshmallows and get him some treats lol

persianjr1 7

really? don't buy marshmallows? that is just stupid. get a lock on your pantry?

it wasnt a marshmallow it was a CUM-tastic treat

persianjr1 7

you dog can reach the cubbord?

dogs have an amazing ability to get things they arnt allowed to have..I should know

are you a dog?

It could have been worse. You could have received a $200 to put it down.

very true. think positive! ^_^

why were you feeding your dog marshmallows?

Maybe he WASN'T feeding his dog marshmallows.

If he was feeding him, he probably would have known- don't you think....?!!

hahahahahaha fail xD

a_girl_i_know 0

taking your pet to the vet can be very expensive most of the time

samadams42 0

Well no shit ;)

captain obvious here

gb_chrs 2

next time put the marshmallows in the cupboard, not lying around on the table

$200? :O FYL. But hey, at least your dog is alright :)

SarahStarzz 0

wow maybe u should lock the marshmallows lmao

samadams42 0

thats why you lock em in a cabinet.

LOL #14 you're fucking stupid xD

samadams42 0

ya you lock the marshmellows bag.