Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
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Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML
Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML
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bioclock 0
Don't take it too seriously. I know when I was younger, I got embarrassed when any of my family members would sing, regardless of whether they were good or not. I know you're not any of their parents, but it might be something similar.
lubby_fml 0
Kids.....hehe. Maybe she did not like your song, I bet if you sang dora she would love it. XD 1st.....hahahah...Victory is MINE!
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Comments (112)
mattmag 0
so what?
sexxxy_lexxxy 0
um, so? it's a ******* little kid. get over it.
ilybaby1616 0
umm, there any real reason ur gonna base ur entire life story on a 3 year olds oppinion?? honestly y wast ur time posting this pointless non-FML on a website, r u tht easily hurt that a little kid could get to you lyk tht??
jkluger 0
hahah the kids stories are the best ones but seriously they dont know what good singing is chin up
cdj 0
Don't worry, it definitely sounds like the kid jsut didn't want to hear ANY singing, regardless of whether or not it was good. One of my Roommates is a beautiful singer, but sometimes, I just really don't want to hear her singing or the song she's singing. It's probably nothing personal, especially if you got into a select chorus, the kid jsut didn't want to hear the song or anyone at all.
Deviant_fml 5
choral studies? really? wtf is wrong with you...
negativenancy00 0
i agree with 78
AreYouSure_fml 0
Bratty bitch.
mecheleche 0
I absolutely hate it when people sit around and sing, whether or not they are good at it. It makes me extremely uncomfortable as well as everyone else..and makes you look like a bragging douchebag inept of human interaction. I'm glad the kid shut you up; better than someone whose opinion matters more. Yeah, that sounded harsh. But it's always been a pet peeve of mine.
your_face 15
Taking the opinion of a preschooler over your choir director? Sounds like you're on about the same intelligence level as those kids. Let the college choir audition process decide how good you are.