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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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You deserved it 3 363

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 841

You deserved it 2 736

Theater kid

By juliet - 06/04/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 133 247

You deserved it 6 302

By justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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You deserved it 11 347

Make an entrance, not a scene

By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 18:00

Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML

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You deserved it 344

By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 008

You deserved it 3 841

By Chuffy - 04/11/2012 07:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 244

You deserved it 2 311

Manoeuvres in the dark

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 21:13 - Canada

Today, I had to perform with my orchestra at an event. I hadn't eaten at all because I had to get my blood sugar tested. During the middle of a song, I passed out. No one helped me and no one stopped playing, "because the song wasn't over and they didn't want to ruin the performance." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 716

You deserved it 6 270

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML

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You deserved it 263

By a person - 05/03/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 713

You deserved it 12 811

By Sebastian - 17/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

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You deserved it 7 775

nowIshallrise 0

Friday 18 March 2011 23:42

could've told him what happened? if he already knew, he's a dumbass.

Gi510 0

Friday 18 March 2011 23:43

Sounds like ur teacher is an ass

Comments

nowIshallrise 0

Friday 18 March 2011 23:42

could've told him what happened? if he already knew, he's a dumbass.

mayoral26 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 0:07

yeah I would definitely take this up with the principle of your school if he still tries to give you an F that you definitely don't deserve...

tulsafml 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 0:27

your mom.

failblogftw 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:32

douche bag teacher

C6Racer 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:42

No, YOUR mom.

bazingaman10 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:04

no, no, YOUR MOM

josephhhhhh 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:48

your moms

C6Racer 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 6:44

Your grandma! What now?!

morgan320 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 8:44

you're mom!

techweed 12

Saturday 19 March 2011 9:04

no, no, no, no, no, BALLS TO YOU

DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Saturday 19 March 2011 10:03

Your sister, who cheated on you with me.

ImKindaABigDeal 6

Saturday 19 March 2011 18:00

so even though she was already someones sister, she decided to go and be your sister for a little while?

FFAffliction 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 19:04

Peanut butter slap biznitch!!

nmitche95 0

Monday 21 March 2011 3:31

all the females in ur family and some in other peoples families!!!!! what do u have to say to that

chelseaheming 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 4:36

My goodness. Are you morons really going to argue about this?!

Gi510 0

Friday 18 March 2011 23:43

Sounds like ur teacher is an ass

Impact_In_3_2_1 2

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:35

Smack dat ass! No, seriously, that teacher is messed up.

br00kr 22

Friday 19 July 2013 0:51

Hahaha my teacher is an ass also. Hahahaha she gave me an f for telling somebody else tostop cheating off of somebody else who was cheating. WHT NOW FOOLS.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 18 March 2011 23:44

Well op, you were just trying to help!(: If he can't accept that that's his problem.

funnyFMLSplz 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:27

I z b , your my favorite. the first I saw ur comments I loved them. ur one of the reasons I like FML :D - no ****

musicfreak9821 6

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:49

...yeahh

Thabb 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:04

No, if he gives her an F that is definitely her problem too.

saturnsonic 3

Friday 18 March 2011 23:45

your teacher must be a liberal!

TayonaC 10

Friday 18 March 2011 23:49

well they must really hate you or you suck at singing and they finally have a reason to fail you...

AEverydayDouche 1

Saturday 19 March 2011 0:14

If she sucks at singing there´s probably a reason to fail her right there.

musicmaniac13 0

Friday 6 May 2011 7:28

This person is a fraud! You practically stole my nickname and then copied my story and changed it a little! And for all you assholes who were saying that I got an F cause I can't sing? I got a full ride scholarship to a performing arts school so **** YOU

jess6blondie9 2

Friday 18 March 2011 23:50

Aww. That was sweet of you. :)

techweed 12

Saturday 19 March 2011 9:10

you're really beautiful, Jess, though you look older than ur age. I like that

nbk1405 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 9:21

Stalker....

TayonaC 10

Saturday 19 March 2011 17:29

that's pretty creepy #65

jess6blondie9 2

Saturday 19 March 2011 20:28

Thank you, I apreciate it. :)

sweetiffany 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 0:01

I would go tattle to the principal.

techweed 12

Saturday 19 March 2011 9:13

I love your pic (if it's you) how did you do it, computer effects or mask? my money's on Photoshop

LycaonMoon 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 12:52

I think it's one of those apps where you apply dead skin to look like a zombie.

zombii7 5

Saturday 19 March 2011 17:15

Yeahh, definitely computer effects. If it was costume make up, it would look more contoured to her face instead of just on top of her face.

keepmeonthedl 7

Saturday 19 March 2011 0:45

My teacher always tells us to help if someone is about to pass out on the risers. You did the right thing. Your teacher is apparently ignorant to the fact that falling, especially on the upper levels of the risers, is dangerous and painful. And he or she seems to think that someone passing out would make less of a distraction than someone helping the person.

ohlala13 2

Saturday 19 March 2011 16:00

yeah I have passed out while standing on top of the risers and nobody helped me... broke my ankle for the first time that day..

camster8393 1

Sunday 29 January 2012 20:20

My teacher always says we are just supposed to ignore it and keep singing. That's really hard yo do though. I was at a concert one time when this girl passed out and the two guys on both sides of her caught her, picked her up, and carried her off stage. It went really smoothe and half of the choir didn't even know anything had happened

musicfreak9821 6

Saturday 19 March 2011 0:58

atleast you know that you did the right thing. don't let the stupid teacher ruin your day!!!

ubber_cool 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 1:40

your teacher's a ****

Pocahontas22_fml 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 8:17

unnecessary choice of words.

josh5634 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 10:08

but at the same time very necessary

rudegirlmania 10

Saturday 19 March 2011 13:40

is ANY adjective necessary? there is, almost always, a synonym for every adjective so, #55 your statement is pretty stupid. or dumb. or idiotic. (I think you get me)