By lice - 28/03/2009 13:34 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
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Quad17 0

Girl, go buy a razor and shave.

199 6
liveitlearnit 0

ughhh. i hope you instantly picked it up, scoured yourself, and then left his ass in there.

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Quad17 0

Girl, go buy a razor and shave.

199 6
Jazzmie 0

that sucks but just go wax

9 1
alien491 0

yeah pubic hair is kind of a turn off

24 16
lizamaphone 6

exactly. Even if she doesn't keep it fully shaved it'd take care of the lice.

9 0
kwbuzz23wk 0

atleast he bathes!

23 6
liveitlearnit 0

ughhh. i hope you instantly picked it up, scoured yourself, and then left his ass in there.

99 2
STFCBarsby 0

Head lice only go for Clean hair anyway, so not really that bad

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marylovesyou8D 7

uhh; I don't think you understand. if he has crabs, and they have sex, she could catch the crabs too.... it is bad.

34 0
kiitykat 8

i dont think he gets it

17 0
Joo_bean16 0

It's not like it's a lifelong STI anyway... Just shave it off.

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chelzy 0

the stuff doesn't come off with shaving dumbass. that's what the shampoo is for.

12 6
KiraElayne_ 1

Actually if you shave it helps, then the lice has nothing to hold onto. The shampoo probably helps, and a lot of guys don't like to be completely bare, so it makes sense that OP's BF had it instead of just shaving

25 1
snivellus 6

it can help but doesn't get rid of them, lice, both head and pubic, can bury themselves in the follicles as well.

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ChoolyBooly 32

Especially when they lay eggs under the skin.

1 0
Lauriebug 0

#5 - it wasn't headlice so it kind of is bad? and yeah, that's pretty douchey but at least it's easily taken care of

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BamxBitch 0

I agree with #1 and #3.

4 6
Joo_bean16 0

If it's open, he clearly USED it, and eliminated the problem.. I do not see how this is a FML at all..

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gabstahhh 8

..you have to use it more than once?

24 1
ballstomper 0

But how much is in the bottle we dont know

7 0