By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 01:54 - Australia - Stafford

Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
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groza528 17

When she rejects him, you'd better not take him back.

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Ali_Br_fml 33

Damn, that's shit luck on your part. If he's like that though, he's not really worth it anyway.

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Ali_Br_fml 33

Damn, that's shit luck on your part. If he's like that though, he's not really worth it anyway.

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groza528 17

When she rejects him, you'd better not take him back.

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shay_serendipity 29

And if she does take him, I don't suggest keeping her around either.

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Grisha_fml 18

I believe there's a girl code about not dating your friend's ex. So chances are she won't accept him :P

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thawny_fml 21

If she does accept him you kill them both and say they were eaten by dingo's.

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AbbytheMacaroni 9

I hope your best friend turns him down because that's pretty messed up.

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ThatHorse 15

Tell your best friend what he did and why. He doesn't deserve either of you if he stayed with you just to be near her.

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catd00d 10

First, sorry to hear that OP. Second, excellent comedy show plot idea.

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CheekyRaccoon 27

That sounds like a horrible show. So the premise is basically, he waits for years to have a chance with a girl. While he waits for an opportunity he'd date her friend, only to dump her once the other girl is single. So basically a Ross and Rachel, but only much worse.

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emi_alejandra 23

Well Op hopefully your best friend will also reject him and then he won't have you or her. I'm sorry for what happened!

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blcksocks 19

Maybe this is an elaborate April fools prank. Just maybe...

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lexos 16

This is just wrong in so many many ways. A real best friend wouldn't do such things

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pandalover69 26

What do you mean? All the best friend did is set them up. As far as we know she hasn't gotten with OP's now ex.

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