FML : Today, is my 18th birthday. I call my parents and they tell me they found weed in the guest house and so they called my boarding school to drug test me....

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Today, is my 18th birthday. I call my parents and they tell me they found weed in the guest house and so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say "Happy Birthday." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By alrightsheryl / Saturday 28 March 2009 16:40 / United States

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By DeeJayD | 0

#65310 - Saturday 28 March 2009 08:35

Wait a minute. You're at boarding school. It was in the guest house. What's wrong with this picture? Your parents are either just assholes, or phenomenally stupid.

By dudewithface | 0

#65274 - Saturday 28 March 2009 08:21

happy birthday :)

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By dudewithface | 0

#65274 - Saturday 28 March 2009 08:21

happy birthday :)

victoria4161993 | 0

#1019996 - Saturday 5 June 2010 07:32

you are 18???? can't you just move out they can't do that???

loganm22 | 0

#1029005 - Sunday 13 June 2010 03:46

they're not going to say happy birthday to you if they just found weed on your bed (even though it's not yours)

treesdevin | 0

#1274070 - Friday 20 August 2010 05:35

fuck his birthday...... you're one year closer to dying congrats......FYL & fuck your parents for being beezies....

chocolatedrop | 0

#1341859 - Friday 3 September 2010 06:21

clearly they don't love u if ur in boarding school

hannah1203 | 2

#1826393 - Saturday 11 December 2010 06:32

It wasn't your weed, it was mine ;)

cocobulla1 | 4

#2548152 - Sunday 22 May 2011 10:09

happy birthday!!!! and lmao!!!!

By lubby_fml | 0

#65277 - Saturday 28 March 2009 08:22

Happy birthday! ^_^ edit: damn second..... Well yay for the weed not being yours. XD

brianjman14 | 22

#1883618 - Thursday 23 December 2010 06:31

wats so good about the weed not being his?

By darkness_within | 0

#65279 - Saturday 28 March 2009 08:22

Happy Birthday!

By SwordSlasher | 0

#65280 - Saturday 28 March 2009 08:22

Happy birthday :D

By UrLifeDoesntSuck | 0

#65282 - Saturday 28 March 2009 08:23

Guest HOUSE? Holy shit, your parents are loaded. Call your butler, maybe he remembered. Actually, you kinda deserve it for calling your parents expecting them to say something - it's like fishing for compliments. Why not wait until they call you to wish you happy birthday?

thatguynamedsky | 32

#6247836 - Monday 30 March 2015 07:22

so now calling your parents on your birthday is fishing for compliments? SERIOUSLY?!

By greenman_fml | 0

#65284 - Saturday 28 March 2009 08:24

you're at least going to smoke a birthday blunt right? stick it to the man!

suxs4ulol | 22

#3517842 - Monday 31 October 2011 06:13

i hate u! plus if shes in a boarding school how would she smoke da weed at the house?

By mariposa25 | 0

#65288 - Saturday 28 March 2009 08:24

Well you should piss clean then, what's there to worry about? And happy birthday.

By FusioN_fml | 0

#65306 - Saturday 28 March 2009 08:35

take the drug test then go buy some weed, bring it back to your guest house, smoke it, then say "now you have a reason to believe i have weed"

By DeeJayD | 0

#65310 - Saturday 28 March 2009 08:35

Wait a minute. You're at boarding school. It was in the guest house. What's wrong with this picture? Your parents are either just assholes, or phenomenally stupid.