FML : Today, is my 18th birthday. I call my parents and they tell me they found weed in the guest house and so they called my boarding school to drug test me....

Today, is my 18th birthday. I call my parents and they tell me they found weed in the guest house and so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say "Happy Birthday." FML

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You deserved it

By alrightsheryl / Saturday 28 March 2009 16:40 / United States

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By DeeJayD | 0

#65310 - Saturday 28 March 2009 20:35

Wait a minute. You're at boarding school. It was in the guest house. What's wrong with this picture? Your parents are either just assholes, or phenomenally stupid.

By dudewithface | 0

#65274 - Saturday 28 March 2009 20:21

happy birthday :)

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By dudewithface | 0

#65274 - Saturday 28 March 2009 20:21

happy birthday :)

victoria4161993 | 0

#1019996 - Saturday 5 June 2010 7:32

you are 18???? can't you just move out they can't do that???

loganm22 | 0

#1029005 - Sunday 13 June 2010 3:46

they're not going to say happy birthday to you if they just found weed on your bed (even though it's not yours)

treesdevin | 0

#1274070 - Friday 20 August 2010 5:35

fuck his birthday...... you're one year closer to dying congrats......FYL & fuck your parents for being beezies....

chocolatedrop | 0

#1341859 - Friday 3 September 2010 6:21

clearly they don't love u if ur in boarding school

hannah1203 | 2

#1826393 - Saturday 11 December 2010 6:32

It wasn't your weed, it was mine ;)

cocobulla1 | 4

#2548152 - Sunday 22 May 2011 10:09

happy birthday!!!! and lmao!!!!

By lubby_fml | 0

#65277 - Saturday 28 March 2009 20:22

Happy birthday! ^_^

edit: damn second..... Well yay for the weed not being yours. XD

brianjman14 | 22

#1883618 - Thursday 23 December 2010 18:31

wats so good about the weed not being his?

By darkness_within | 0

#65279 - Saturday 28 March 2009 20:22

Happy Birthday!

By SwordSlasher | 0

#65280 - Saturday 28 March 2009 20:22

Happy birthday :D

By UrLifeDoesntSuck | 0

#65282 - Saturday 28 March 2009 20:23

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

thatguynamedsky | 32

#6247836 - Monday 30 March 2015 19:22

so now calling your parents on your birthday is fishing for compliments? SERIOUSLY?!

By greenman_fml | 0

#65284 - Saturday 28 March 2009 20:24

you're at least going to smoke a birthday blunt right? stick it to the man!

suxs4ulol | 22

#3517842 - Monday 31 October 2011 6:13

i hate u! plus if shes in a boarding school how would she smoke da weed at the house?

By mariposa25 | 0

#65288 - Saturday 28 March 2009 20:24

Well you should piss clean then, what's there to worry about? And happy birthday.

By FusioN_fml | 0

#65306 - Saturday 28 March 2009 20:35

take the drug test then go buy some weed, bring it back to your guest house, smoke it, then say "now you have a reason to believe i have weed"

By DeeJayD | 0

#65310 - Saturday 28 March 2009 20:35

Wait a minute. You're at boarding school. It was in the guest house. What's wrong with this picture? Your parents are either just assholes, or phenomenally stupid.

By emmadawie | 0

#65314 - Saturday 28 March 2009 20:37

HAPPPPPPPPYY BIRTHDAY :D and oh that sucks :( (N)

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