By alrightsheryl - 28/03/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, is my 18th birthday. I call my parents and they tell me they found weed in the guest house and so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say "Happy Birthday." FML
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Wait a minute. You're at boarding school. It was in the guest house. What's wrong with this picture? Your parents are either just assholes, or phenomenally stupid.

happy birthday :)

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happy birthday :)

you are 18???? can't you just move out they can't do that???

they're not going to say happy birthday to you if they just found weed on your bed (even though it's not yours)

fuck his birthday...... you're one year closer to dying congrats......FYL & fuck your parents for being beezies....

clearly they don't love u if ur in boarding school

It wasn't your weed, it was mine ;)

happy birthday!!!! and lmao!!!!

Happy birthday! ^_^ edit: damn second..... Well yay for the weed not being yours. XD

wats so good about the weed not being his?

Happy birthday :D

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so now calling your parents on your birthday is fishing for compliments? SERIOUSLY?!

you're at least going to smoke a birthday blunt right? stick it to the man!

i hate u! plus if shes in a boarding school how would she smoke da weed at the house?

Well you should piss clean then, what's there to worry about? And happy birthday.

take the drug test then go buy some weed, bring it back to your guest house, smoke it, then say "now you have a reason to believe i have weed"

Wait a minute. You're at boarding school. It was in the guest house. What's wrong with this picture? Your parents are either just assholes, or phenomenally stupid.

HAPPPPPPPPYY BIRTHDAY :D and oh that sucks :( (N)