Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
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Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML
Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML
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bioclock 0
Don't take it too seriously. I know when I was younger, I got embarrassed when any of my family members would sing, regardless of whether they were good or not. I know you're not any of their parents, but it might be something similar.
lubby_fml 0
Kids.....hehe. Maybe she did not like your song, I bet if you sang dora she would love it. XD 1st.....hahahah...Victory is MINE!
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the_space_pope 2
Think of a different major. Seriously, every girl in "advanced" chorus wants to major in choral studies. It's much more difficult than you think. Do you know what a degree in choral studies will get you? If you are really lucky: a job singing Christmas carols at Disneyland during the holiday season. More likely, I see a job at In-n-Out in your future. Don't worry though, you can always work your way up.
qwerty123456789 0
Obviously not a very selective select chorus! ;)
ohlordyme 0
dude. i work at a daycare and am in high school and am in honors chorus the kids were playing american idol outside last week it was ms.natalie's turn. a few moments in, the girl "judge" of 5 years of age stomps her foot and tells me i'm not going to hollywood. hahaha
formosababie 0
take that as a hint to change your intended major, and be grateful you didn't waste any more time!
24788 7
You were probably stealing her spotlight.
Wm2oo9 0
#31... I'd love it if Miley Cyrus sang it :)
nicole019 0
it's a little kid they don't know if music is good or not don't worry about it. :-)
6JackTheRipper9 0
really what are you going to do with a choral degree
bc465 0
yea because kids are experts at judging singing, right?
ninja_granny 0
ever thought they just didn't wanna here singing or they didn't like the song