By oh my son - 23/12/2012 06:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 615
You deserved it 5 720

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Age or length?

I hope your son won. And remember they are 6, they don't see anything wrong with it.

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Age or length?

If its length OP's son should be somewhat happy. He's above average

Well you know what they say, it's better to start young

What would you do for a Klondike bar.

37-That has absolutely nothing to do with OP's situation

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Actually the average depends on the country. It's 5.5 in Ireland, 5.1 in the states, 4 inches in India and like 7.1 in the Congo.

54 - I'm fairly sure that 21 meant outside the world of porn.

54- actually the average is 5 - 5.7 inches when hard.

60/ really?? -.-

Yes really. Look it up. But then again, the average penis size of men who google average penis size is 3.4 inches

90 - yes really, are you disappointed now that you know you don't measure up?

#92, but if you Google your penis enough, you can make it grow a bit.

You are retarted.... It's 5 6.5 is above average

Someone likes Bo Burnham

u geys r soo gay tlking abut penisis faggits

I'm sure the average length has been dragged down by all the Asians out there

normal... we allways compare, from young age!!!

Oh, they grow up so fast :3

If ya know what I mean...

Omg! I love BVB :3

well you are the only one...

I hope your son won. And remember they are 6, they don't see anything wrong with it.

Yeah, OP really shouldn't be too worried about this. It'd be a lot worse if her son was a teenager.

I agree. Kids are super curious. Especially, at that age. ***I remember when I was age 5, doing the "You show me yours and I'll show you mine". The little boy went first, I went next. He then followed me ALL around the school yard asking for a "do over" because he didn't see anything. Yeah, guess he was looking for what I DON'T have. Haha!

or in their 20's, lol

Unfortunately, saying that "they don't see anything wrong with it" implies that everyone else should. I would hope that equating the body with a shameful wrong is a receding attitude.

Op- you should have shown them who is boss

Obviously it was the friend, else OP wouldn't post the age excuse nor would (he?) have made the post on FML.

I wonder who taught him that.

This doesn't seem like to big of a problem. Talk to him about it.

Again, he's 6.

It's not bad.... It's normal. They are curious about their bodies. Sigmund Freud theories about development and whatnot - look it up. OP is clearly overreacting in this situation. At least, to my opinion.

Well, kids seem to be getting into this earlier and earlier

Pretty soon one year olds will be dry humping each other erotically.

Getting into what? Being curious about other people's bodies? Get off your high horse, everyone is curious about what is under other people's clothes, especially when they're little like that.

truly. at 6, this is not unusual for boys. my son kept asking why his sister didn't have one, and my neighbors daughter was stunned when she realized boys had extra anatomy.

55- I completely agree. It's better for them to be curious than to oppress them and then see the repercussions of that when they grow up to be older.

53- thank you for putting that completely unnecessary image in my head.

Need a moment? Grab a twix and walk away slowly. Or talk to them about that. I'm not sure what you should say.

Hopefully they used this. ((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2) Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared

ooh. should put that in an algebra text book

Reminds me of the South Park episode

Maybe they are planning on going to pick up some hot lady toddlers

Maybe Honey Boo Boo is available.

Steve, please tell me thats sarcasm xD

No, no it's not sarcasm whatsoever