By oh my son - 23/12/2012 06:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML
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zombieslayer83 19

I hope your son won. And remember they are 6, they don't see anything wrong with it.

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biggestfan23 11

If its length OP's son should be somewhat happy. He's above average

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Well you know what they say, it's better to start young

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howdeedoo 22

37-That has absolutely nothing to do with OP's situation

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bettykooler 7

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T1A2Z3 34

Actually the average depends on the country. It's 5.5 in Ireland, 5.1 in the states, 4 inches in India and like 7.1 in the Congo.

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Zomg_Okay 26

54 - I'm fairly sure that 21 meant outside the world of ****.

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september1395 7

54- actually the average is 5 - 5.7 inches when hard.

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sens3sfailing 24

Yes really. Look it up. But then again, the average penis size of men who google average penis size is 3.4 inches

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september1395 7

90 - yes really, are you disappointed now that you know you don't measure up?

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perdix 29

#92, but if you Google your penis enough, you can make it grow a bit.

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jpnitrox3 8

You are retarted.... It's 5 6.5 is above average

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guci101 14

Someone likes Bo Burnham

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1800chokethathoe 3

u geys r soo gay tlking abut penisis faggits

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cooper_trooper 9

I'm sure the average length has been dragged down by all the Asians out there

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Filthy_Animal 25

normal... we allways compare, from young age!!!

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zombieslayer83 19

I hope your son won. And remember they are 6, they don't see anything wrong with it.

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lolkaela 6

Yeah, OP really shouldn't be too worried about this. It'd be a lot worse if her son was a teenager.

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Enslaved 36

I agree. Kids are super curious. Especially, at that age. ***I remember when I was age 5, doing the "You show me yours and I'll show you mine". The little boy went first, I went next. He then followed me ALL around the school yard asking for a "do over" because he didn't see anything. Yeah, guess he was looking for what I DON'T have. Haha!

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jim_bolicious 4

or in their 20's, lol

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diaspora_fml 26

Unfortunately, saying that "they don't see anything wrong with it" implies that everyone else should. I would hope that equating the body with a shameful wrong is a receding attitude.

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Jjgibbs 5

Op- you should have shown them who is boss

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RpiesSPIES 27

Obviously it was the friend, else OP wouldn't post the age excuse nor would (he?) have made the post on FML.

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gczizza1997 15

This doesn't seem like to big of a problem. Talk to him about it.

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Susieee_Q 9

It's not bad.... It's normal. They are curious about their bodies. Sigmund Freud theories about development and whatnot - look it up. OP is clearly overreacting in this situation. At least, to my opinion.

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S4ssyK4t 18

Well, kids seem to be getting into this earlier and earlier

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Pretty soon one year olds will be dry humping each other erotically.

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TallestThoughts 12

Getting into what? Being curious about other people's bodies? Get off your high horse, everyone is curious about what is under other people's clothes, especially when they're little like that.

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RedPillSucks 31

truly. at 6, this is not unusual for boys. my son kept asking why his sister didn't have one, and my neighbors daughter was stunned when she realized boys had extra anatomy.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

55- I completely agree. It's better for them to be curious than to oppress them and then see the repercussions of that when they grow up to be older.

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Looee 20

53- thank you for putting that completely unnecessary image in my head.

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olpally 32

Need a moment? Grab a twix and walk away slowly. Or talk to them about that. I'm not sure what you should say.

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cicpjaky 6

Hopefully they used this. ((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2) Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared

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RedPillSucks 31

ooh. should put that in an algebra text book

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drummergirl1031 2

Reminds me of the South Park episode

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puggy74 5

Maybe they are planning on going to pick up some hot lady toddlers

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Steve95401 49

Maybe Honey Boo Boo is available.

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brand2017 9

Steve, please tell me thats sarcasm xD

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