By Kasey Eames - 23/12/2012 06:19 - United States - Oceanside

Spicy
Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 899
You deserved it 8 393

Same thing different taste

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At least you can be his sexy little vixen! You don't hoof to do it of course, but fur your husband you might want to get into the festive spirit and have a little fawn with him

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RedPillSucks 31

that wasn't his nose that was red

What the hell was? Does your penis turn red when you get turned on? You should probably see a doctor about that

Now op's husband needs a red suit and shout "ho ho ho"

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen... I hope he plans on playing Cupid, but Rudolph is pretty hot too. ;)

Hmm, I know you guys are going to thumb me down for asking, but what's wrong with that comment? Not my funniest, but I didn't think it was that bad..

Because Rudolph isn't hot. Blitzen on the other hand...

insertnameherr 11

oh please blitzes got nothin of dasher. he gets me going

But Dasher is too fast. That's why he's Dasher...

Well, you asked for a 'wild' fantasy, you got one.

"Tell me the truth!" "You CAN'T HANDLE the truth!"

In the words of Dan Savage: "Better to be with an honest foot fetishist than a dishonest necrophiliac."

You and me, baby we ain't nothin but mammals so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel.

Hey one mans animal planet is another mans ****

At least you can be his sexy little vixen! You don't hoof to do it of course, but fur your husband you might want to get into the festive spirit and have a little fawn with him

klovemachine 24

That was one of the most intelligent posts I have ever seen on here.!

:') :D aww thanks! I could doe better, buck I can't think of any more puns, sorry my Fallow FMLers

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals! So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel ;)

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought of this. I can't give you thumbs up enough times.

RadioDeeJayy_ 6

Seeing that it was posted on this site, I would assume that OP didn't actually agree to do it

Or maybe she's still thinking and wants the valued opinions of the FML members. I say do it. He's your husband. Then you get to pick something.

Sinamoi 18

Well, I won't look at Bambi quite the same way again...