By Kasey Eames - 23/12/2012 06:19 - United States - Oceanside

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Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML
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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

At least you can be his sexy little vixen! You don't hoof to do it of course, but fur your husband you might want to get into the festive spirit and have a little fawn with him

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SexyQueen0905 24

Deer lord! I bet he gave you those doe eyes. What did you say?

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SWhimsynBubbaS 14

31-Your picture matches with all of this perfectly

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Steve95401 49

OP's husband is going to Thumper. Bambi is probably turning redder than Rudolph's nose.

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RedPillSucks 31

that wasn't his nose that was red

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sens3sfailing 24

What the hell was? Does your penis turn red when you get turned on? You should probably see a doctor about that

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TML329 14

Now op's husband needs a red suit and shout "ho ho ho"

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen... I hope he plans on playing Cupid, but Rudolph is pretty hot too. ;)

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Hmm, I know you guys are going to thumb me down for asking, but what's wrong with that comment? Not my funniest, but I didn't think it was that bad..

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happle 21

Because Rudolph isn't hot. Blitzen on the other hand...

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insertnameherr 11

oh please blitzes got nothin of dasher. he gets me going

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happle 21

But Dasher is too fast. That's why he's Dasher...

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Sputnikspak 13

Well, you asked for a 'wild' fantasy, you got one.

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gc327072 30

"Tell me the truth!" "You CAN'T HANDLE the truth!"

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Sputnikspak 13

In the words of Dan Savage: "Better to be with an honest foot fetishist than a dishonest necrophiliac."

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SirCharles83 13

You and me, baby we ain't nothin but mammals so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel.

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Oblivious_Mom 1

Hey one mans animal planet is another mans ****

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

At least you can be his sexy little vixen! You don't hoof to do it of course, but fur your husband you might want to get into the festive spirit and have a little fawn with him

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klovemachine 24

*Standing ovation*

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jpz229 5

That was one of the most intelligent posts I have ever seen on here.!

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

:') :D aww thanks! I could doe better, buck I can't think of any more puns, sorry my Fallow FMLers

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99megster 15

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals! So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel ;)

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EnterSandman_fml 20

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought of this. I can't give you thumbs up enough times.

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RadioDeeJayy_ 6

So, how did it feel like?

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howdeedoo 22

Seeing that it was posted on this site, I would assume that OP didn't actually agree to do it

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supportcommand 17

Or maybe she's still thinking and wants the valued opinions of the FML members. I say do it. He's your husband. Then you get to pick something.

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Sinamoi 18

Well, I won't look at Bambi quite the same way again...

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