Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Young love
Today, I walked in on my son having sex with his girlfriend. An hour later, I did it again and got quite annoyed, and yelled at them for having sex again. He said, "What do you mean again? We haven’t finished yet." My son has been having sex for over an hour. Man, do I feel inadequate. FML
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Not now, Sweetie
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Early learner
Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
TMI!!
Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said, "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML
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rott3n 6
Age or length?
zombieslayer83 19
I hope your son won. And remember they are 6, they don't see anything wrong with it.
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mcaisse77 17
That's the age when children figure out about that kind of stuff. They're curious. But I also learned that is the age that boys supposedly fall in love with their moms and think that their father will cut off their penises if they make a move... Freud was weird.
BubbleGrunge 18
Actually, the Oedipus complex states that all little boys want to marry their mother and kill their father and little girls want to marry their father and kill their mother. Children don't quite understand the "kill" part because their brain isn't developed enough to understand the complexity of love/hate the way we as adults do. However, this is more of a thought process and you might see a child love their mother and cry when the father is around or vice versa. Freud may have been weird, but he was pretty intelligent and many of his theory's are correct ; though not in the drastic way we think!
EpicSquishii 21
When I researched it, penis envy meant that girls wanted to have sex with their mothers but lacked the proper equipment, thusly focusing their sexual energy on their father and subconciously wishing to take the place of the mother, whom they originally wished to claim, which is why girls have deep seeded and often unrealized feelings of resentment toward their fathers and more open hostility toward their mothers.
brand2017 9
When i was little, around this age, my parents would fight and i stood between my dad and mom glaring at my father and protecting my mom- even though i was only 6. Thats some substantial proof of the oedipus complex, even though i dont remember anything to do with wanting to marry my mom. It is a true fact however, that MOST men who marry will marry someone who has a similar trait that their mother had. Not sure what trait im responding too though, considering neither girl ive dated has anything remotely similar to my mom.....dammit im ranting.... Oops! Lol, anyways- dont worry OP its natural!
Callyn 47
36, Freud is pretty much completely obsolete. All of his theories have been shown to be wrong and his work hasn't been used by serious psychologists in decades. OP, this is perfectly normal. He's a little kid and curious, don't worry about it.
BubbleGrunge 18
Actually, his theories are flawed, but what theory doesn't have flaws? It depends on who's claims his theory's are wrong; everyone believes differently. I never said I agreed with all his thoughts, but some do have truths in some aspect. I'm an early childhood educator and devote my education on early childhood development and psychology. You'd be surprised the theory's and development with young children that loosely follow a handful of Freud's beliefs.
Darksoul09 16
Parenting Fail?
DocBastard 40
Right, because 6-year old boys aren't discovering their various appendages and how they work. Clearly the parent is at fault here for not removing it before he found it.
brand2017 9
According to psychology, the first stage of childhood is the oral stage- where children put things in their mouth and learn to speak. The second is anal, where they gain pleasure from becoming potty trained. The third is this stage, the phallic stage, where children are interested in their genetalia. Its natural, no worries OP.
Shrike 24
That's Freudian psychology, which is long since discredited and not taken seriously by any real professional in the field.
geko911 22
13 - the only parents who failed were yours. It's completely normal for young children to be curious about their anatomy and to be wondering if other people were like them. Your moronic comment is what's most disturbing here.
taka805 10
Kids do dumb things like that, it's part of growing up... Friendly competition???
meow_jess 11
Boys will be boys
Pitbull305 9
Don't be so hard on yourself, these things pop up all the time while parenting. I'm sure he'll grow out of it.
RedPillSucks 33
they never grow out of it. they just substitute other stuff, like toys, cars, etc.
astralvagan 20
It's actually quite normal. I've read research from several peer reviewed sources, and what happened was normal among prepubescents
Paris25_fml 11
Normal because of some natural function of the brain or normal because parents don't teach anatomy at such a young age? I'm actually curious. Personally, I never did things like this. I can actually remember when a friend tried this on me and I thought it was wrong and inappropriate. My parents had never talked to me about it before though.
heyheywaddup 7
Kids these days... Smh
Rocky007 15
It's all women's fault. Putting so much size pressure on guys. Tell him "it's not the tool it's the carpenter." Unless of course his was longer, then give him a high-five.
Rocky007 15
It's all women's fault. Putting so much size pressure on guys. Tell him "it's not the tool it's the carpenter." Unless of course his was longer, then give him a high-five.
happyllama12 5
The kid's 6...how is there pressure from women???
BlueMoonCafe 12
I guess they start early.