oh my son
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
seriouslywtf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
SadDad
United States
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
lovingthis
Largo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Young love
Today, I walked in on my son having sex with his girlfriend. An hour later, I did it again and got quite annoyed, and yelled at them for having sex again. He said, "What do you mean again? We haven’t finished yet." My son has been having sex for over an hour. Man, do I feel inadequate. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Redbeard
Not now, Sweetie
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Michele
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Early learner
Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
mystupidson
United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI!!
Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said, "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML
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rott3n 6
Age or length?
zombieslayer83 19
I hope your son won. And remember they are 6, they don't see anything wrong with it.
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StaceeeP 23
at least you only walked in on them comparing sizes
onorexveritas 24
they start young, these kids
StzaCrack666 18
now you have toast for his wedding
perdix 31
Don't worry if your son is losing at this point -- he can always make a late comeback.
cuponoodles34 10
you can never start too young
danial1214 21
One time i walked in on my 18 year old brother trying to count the wrinkles on his balls.
cuponoodles34 10
that's strange is that even possible???
MisterEx 28
How could you leave us hanging "hope nobody sees what I did there" Op? We NEED to know who won! On a different note, as long as you don't hear one of them saying " pull out I need to fart", it's cool
spikekutter 9
this makes me think of south parks TMI episode, but in least the size doesnt matter at that age because its still growing. plus, size doesnt matter in the first place..
kaveh950 22
Every kid does it
Blue_Bug 9
Good thing it was just that :|