oh my son
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
seriouslywtf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
SadDad
United States
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
lovingthis
Largo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Young love
Today, I walked in on my son having sex with his girlfriend. An hour later, I did it again and got quite annoyed, and yelled at them for having sex again. He said, "What do you mean again? We haven’t finished yet." My son has been having sex for over an hour. Man, do I feel inadequate. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Redbeard
Not now, Sweetie
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Michele
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Early learner
Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
mystupidson
United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI!!
Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said, "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML
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rott3n 6
Age or length?
zombieslayer83 19
I hope your son won. And remember they are 6, they don't see anything wrong with it.
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Kratos1206 3
They were just trying to get a rise out of each other.
LifelessStars 22
they're only 6 they were probably curious and see nothing wrong with it
Eorlas 31
That is really weird....
setsuna9 25
Haha. They start young!
Eamon666 3
Didvthe remember randy marsh's words length X gerth plus width of the shaft
caesari 14
A little known problem is peer sexual abuse. It happened to me when I was 5, my friend forced me to drop my pants and "play." Your son may not know any better, but it is worth making sure that neither kid has been abused and they were just being kids.
laden_swallow09 35
It doesn't seem to be the case, here. They were comparing each other - nothing forced about it.
RedPillSucks 33
as long as they weren't measuring with their mouth or ass, its ok.
Slackness 10
I hate to say, thats pretty normal behaviour, or so my wife tells me (primary school teacher).
protoskore 27
If your son still measures up other guys at 16, then worry (or embrace the pride) but 6? it's natural curiosity at that age.
thew_fml 14
i'm more frightened by OP perpetuating the idea that bodies are somehow nasty shameful things. than by the perfectly normal and non-neuroatic curiosity of the kids