oh my son
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
seriouslywtf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
SadDad
United States
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
lovingthis
Largo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Young love
Today, I walked in on my son having sex with his girlfriend. An hour later, I did it again and got quite annoyed, and yelled at them for having sex again. He said, "What do you mean again? We haven’t finished yet." My son has been having sex for over an hour. Man, do I feel inadequate. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Redbeard
Not now, Sweetie
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Michele
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Early learner
Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
mystupidson
United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI!!
Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said, "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML
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rott3n 6
Age or length?
zombieslayer83 19
I hope your son won. And remember they are 6, they don't see anything wrong with it.
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jarrodr91 5
That's actually really normal at that age
dogger2001 6
u shoulda jumped right in and laughed when they loose. well unless ur the mom
sugoine 12
Once they find it as babies, they never stop playing with it-and that includes comparing...
dannykilljoy 4
Ok that's pretty normal for 6 year olds.
anthony21597 2
Hey I am straight but I have sized up before nothing wrong with that unless the other guy gets a boner
BassOvercast 1
That's not really all that unusual, weird or bad. Just be glad it wasn't a much older brother going through puberty.
ashtaru 3
normal behaviour at that age, relax.
grammarie 1
Why is this an issue? Kids don't have the same taboos, they're just curious. Speak to them at some point about not letting anyone take advantage of them, or vice versa, and they'll be right.
SadWIZARD123 1
were they using metric units or what
pie_flavor 16
This is worse than the one about the handjob.