oh my son
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
seriouslywtf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
SadDad
United States
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
lovingthis
Largo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Young love
Today, I walked in on my son having sex with his girlfriend. An hour later, I did it again and got quite annoyed, and yelled at them for having sex again. He said, "What do you mean again? We haven’t finished yet." My son has been having sex for over an hour. Man, do I feel inadequate. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Redbeard
Not now, Sweetie
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Michele
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Early learner
Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
mystupidson
United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI!!
Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said, "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML
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rott3n 6
Age or length?
zombieslayer83 19
I hope your son won. And remember they are 6, they don't see anything wrong with it.
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DocBastard 40
There's nothing wrong with that unless you heard this: "I TOLD you I was as big as Peter North! Now pay up, bitch."
buckdharma 38
To infinity and beyond.
maddygirl820 10
That's really not terrible…
Mister_Triangle 21
Yeah, it's not bad at all. They probably don't even know what they're used for beyond peeing. They just want to see if everyone is the same or not.
iwbhevrything 4
that is hilarious lol
LNK112 5
I walked in in my cousin and his friend having a penis sword fight and they were both 8 at the time try getting that image out of your head it won't happen. I don't think what your son was doing was really a big deal.
brand2017 9
Before becoming teenagers, it really isnt a big deal either way. Granted it seems very wrong to us- it isnt so much for a kid who doesnt know that its inappropriate. Ive some really embarrassing stories myself with my step bro. But we didn't know that it was inappropriate until much later in life. Lol
trevishere 7
My cousin and I were really close and we did everything together and we knew if you ate certain things, you'd fart. We tried the theory, but the other way around and I pulled my pants down and he poured Coke on my bum trying to make me burp. We were strange.
seandoc 13
This is the funniest FML I've ever seen.
Myo_fml 20
Completely normal. Children play no pants games all the time normally involving the genitalia. It's not sexual.
bakerella 29
bizarre. I never did this with friends, and neither did my sibling
LittlestPrincess 21
thats normal behaviour. believe me, i study child behaviour and development in university :)
duckiegirl21 10
This would be a great story to tell all your son's future girlfriends to embarrass him!
itsme1321 3
So much for properly supervising children and teaching your own kid(s) healthy personal boundaries at a young age...