Intimacy: Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said,...

By seriouslywtf - 28/04/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML

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By oh my son - 23/12/2012 06:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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By badmom - 10/06/2009 18:09 - Canada

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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By Fido - 06/06/2016 11:58 - United States

Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 18:00

Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML

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By SadDad - 06/03/2009 01:51 - United States

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By Lax - 12/01/2009 09:37 - France

Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML

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By help me - 01/06/2014 15:51 - United States - West Hartford

Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

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Crickmasta 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:11

I don't know what's worse; the fact that your penis is the same size as a seven year old's or that your daughter already saw a boy's penis at the age of seven, all i know is FYL

EmbalmingTheatre 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:09

That sucks, but maybe this boy has a really huge one and it's not so bad? And first, wow

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EmbalmingTheatre 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:09

That sucks, but maybe this boy has a really huge one and it's not so bad? And first, wow

lezzyluver 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:12

maybe the op was eating a banana in the shower and so was dylan jeeze

theice 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 6:04

f your life for having a small dick an ydi for not locking your bathroom door when you have a 7 year old that looks at dicks. pedofile

alien491 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 7:39

yeah right a 7 year old would have a fully developet penis.

andycakes 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 17:30

maybe she meant bellybutton?

Brendan3693 0

Friday 27 August 2010 17:13

he's not a pedophile if it was an accident

LoadFasterPage 0

Friday 3 September 2010 8:42

hey hey Dylan had a boner dw ( I'm a liar)

Vociferouslife 4

Friday 18 May 2012 0:41

This is wrong on so many levels. First thing's first: maybe you shouldnt let your daughter get too used to seeing those..

_Schnitzel_ 4

Tuesday 28 October 2014 17:32

Doesn't mean he's a pedo you idiot, his kids are seven and they can change clothes together if they share a room, and she would think of it as bad either. She also barged in and it wasn't his fault she saw

Crickmasta 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:11

I don't know what's worse; the fact that your penis is the same size as a seven year old's or that your daughter already saw a boy's penis at the age of seven, all i know is FYL

kindofgocrazy 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 8:40

You show me yours, I'll show you mine.

omgmorganomg 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:29

what movie? wasn't that from a movie?

cherrypieguy 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 4:50

Harry potter 4

slushpup9696 12

Wednesday 4 August 2010 8:13

seriously?!?? what's the other dialougue?

Yorih 19

Monday 16 August 2010 20:15

moody (crouch jr.) and snap are talking about their dark marks I think. or moody shows his dark Mark and Harry shows the cut on his arm. but it's right at the end of the film I think. I know, I'm sad XD

brenkite 5

Friday 15 July 2011 5:58

I'm going to the last one as hargred

A7X_LoVeee 10

Thursday 18 August 2011 21:40

Hagrid?

BigLord 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:14

... maybe she saw the kid's penis while erected and yours soft, and therefore they are the same size? Still, kinda spooky to think that she saw a kid's penis. Erect.

jhumphr 0

Friday 23 April 2010 17:54

are you high? a 7 year old cantget a boner

imcannedfruit 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 5:50

Yes they can. Boys can get random erections from birth.

Brendan3693 0

Friday 27 August 2010 17:14

your username is imcannedfruit.

shibainu519 0

Monday 2 May 2011 4:36

jhumphr is a moron.

Somefruits 24

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:11

@ 178 and 179, guys can get boners even before they're born!

EmbalmingTheatre 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:14

And agree with #2 also, that's really disturbing too. You should probably worry about that more than about your own penis size

Tehalon 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:26

#3, a 7 year old erect penis? I don't wanna know what you all did at that age, but i'm assuming all other 7 year olds don't do em. FYL for having a micro-penis, and i dont think there is much to worry about with your 7 year old seeing other 7 year old's genitals. When i was that age we had gym at school and you changed together and showered together.. you don't have sexual urges at that age so whats the problem.

junkinmahcranium 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 6:29

What the hell kind of school did #5 go to? That's disgusting. Kids shouldn't even be exposed to that kind of stuff. Plus, I'm sure the kids weren't comfortable doing that. Just .. ew.

junkinmahcranium 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 6:29

What the hell kind of school did #5 go to? That's disgusting. Kids shouldn't even be exposed to that kind of stuff. Plus, I'm sure the kids weren't comfortable doing that. Just .. ew.