Embarrassing, Airplanes and Transportation: Look where you're going, dude

Look where you're going, dude

By balancestrikesagain - 24/04/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I was getting onto an airplane and happened to admire the stewardess. I was walking onto the plane and was just about to talk to her when my foot slipped into the crack between the boarding ramp and the plane. Not only did she laugh as I limped to my seat but now I have bruised nuts. FML

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Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 15:53 - France

Today, I went to the airport with my mom, who requested a wheelchair for me, since I have a broken leg. I'm 24. Embarrassed, I insisted I push myself around, instead of an airline assistant doing it. A few seconds later, I crash into the same airline assistant, who then falls back into my lap. FML

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By ouch... - 03/03/2010 11:13 - United States

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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poolshark 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:06

I've always wondered if people ever fall/get stuck there... same goes for the space between boats and the dock.

mykbibby 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:23

Why'd you let that stop you? It would be an interesting conversation starter, falling through the crack between the plane and the boarding ramp.

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poolshark 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:06

I've always wondered if people ever fall/get stuck there... same goes for the space between boats and the dock.

quantumoftruth 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:11

rub some Bengay on them, will make it feel better

Clavey 6

Sunday 8 January 2012 2:35

Mudkip!

cats400 16

Wednesday 23 April 2014 21:23

IT'S A TRAP!!

housemd1120 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:12

haha I guess you'll be truthful now when you tell your girlfriend that you have blueballs.

mykbibby 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:23

Why'd you let that stop you? It would be an interesting conversation starter, falling through the crack between the plane and the boarding ramp.

Kickinchicken213 3

Friday 24 April 2009 20:23

shabam! Smooth move! haha.

Blanadestroyer 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:25

She laughed? She shouldn't be doing a stewardess then! Did she at least try to help you out?

I_am_stupid_also 6

Friday 24 April 2009 20:29

She probably paid the ramp operator to leave a little extra room so she can have fun watching guys fall when they try to hit on her.

rukusrazor 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:29

Wonder how hard she'd laugh if your limp body bounced around the cabin of the plane during a crash. BTW, it's FLIGHT ATTENDANT, not stewardess. That might have put a crimp in your possibility to pick her up as well.

kwbuzz23wk 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:31

FYL for bruised balls, and you being an idiot. Atleast you did not have to go through getting rejected by yet another woman out of your league

netdude 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:33

dude... i am pretty sure having an excessive gap is against the law... sue... there has to be video surveillance footage of your accident, maybe? you are in the US, right? I'd believe its the American thing to do :) I'm Canadian, I couldn't get away with it :(