Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By lobotomy pls - 11/09/2015 18:40 - United States - Tappahannock

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By cantdolife - 23/09/2018 21:00 - United States - New Boston

Today, as a teacher, I had a conference with the mother of a student who is struggling with behavior. Turns out the mom is the woman who does my Brazilian waxes. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 23:13 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML

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By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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Thursday 26 May 2011 12:02

did you help her out?

Swar_fml 3

Thursday 26 May 2011 12:05

Did you point out she miss spot?

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coltsluvr123 2

Thursday 26 May 2011 18:08

knock...?

saturnsonic 3

Thursday 26 May 2011 19:22

Lol Nice!!!! ha ha ha that will be stuck in your head forever

jose18 3

Thursday 26 May 2011 19:37

why didn't u knock first ydi

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Thursday 26 May 2011 19:51

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Thursday 26 May 2011 20:10

hahah. were your eyes burning just a little?

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Thursday 26 May 2011 21:14

wow! fyl majorly!!!!!

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Thursday 26 May 2011 21:20

awkward...

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Thursday 26 May 2011 21:37

looks like your gunna need therepy

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Thursday 26 May 2011 21:39

hilarious

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Thursday 26 May 2011 22:20

omg noooooo fyl ew

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