Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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By cantdolife - 23/09/2018 21:00 - United States - New Boston

Today, as a teacher, I had a conference with the mother of a student who is struggling with behavior. Turns out the mom is the woman who does my Brazilian waxes. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 23:13 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML

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By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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Thursday 26 May 2011 12:02

did you help her out?

Swar_fml 3

Thursday 26 May 2011 12:05

Did you point out she miss spot?

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HannahLouise96 13

Saturday 28 May 2011 23:43

And that, folks, was why locks were invented.

shay2496 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 10:04

scarred for life much?

staywithme22 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 14:27

lol .. door should have been locked.

Dobbin 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 16:30

Does she have a nice butt?

gmc_blossom 21

Sunday 5 June 2011 7:41

I'm not even going to lie..but..this FML makes me laugh so hard..that I can barely say it.

SirObvious 1

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:14

Did you offer to help?

nocturn360 0

Friday 10 June 2011 5:13

At least she wasn't doin a bikini wax.

ianderson818 4

Saturday 11 June 2011 12:18

milf?!?!?!

simsims7 6

Saturday 11 June 2011 22:07

lol!

bunbun1116 2

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:43

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