Knock first?

OP never specified she barged into his moms room, this could have been in the sitting room/kitchen!

Who the hell does that IN THE KITCHEN?

11 Isn't that where women are supposed to be? In between making sandwiches and doing the dishes she just didn't have time to go to the bathroom. ( sarcasm)

#6 Well it says OP is a guy. Which is quite disturbing. I'm not trying to say that if OP was a girl it would have been okay but its probably more disturbing as a guy.

Not disagreeing with you here, but also if the OPs mom was on the phone he might've thought it was okay to enter since (usually) people don't casually chat while changing tampons

Even if she was chatting on the phone, who doesn't knock before walking into a bathroom with a closed door, or a bedroom with a closed door? I find it highly unlikely that the mom was chilling in the living room or kitchen.

No one ever said the door was closed, she may have been changing her tampon in her bedroom with the door wide open.

Multitasking at its finest.

Brain bleach may need to be used on this one.

I cant stand it when people say to use ''brain bleach''. as if there were such a thing. it would be nice but it's not a thing. it never will be, just STOP PLEASE!

I need some brain bleach to remove your whiny comment from my mind #50.

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dont be such a whiny bitch.

fuck whoever flagged me for my comment. youre a dumb cunt who cant fight your own battles.

so?

And that Charlie Brown is why we knock first

This has a sequel where i wonder if mum kisses em night right after dad copes a heada ?

Am I the only one having an incredibly hard time figuring this one out?

No you are not, I have no clue what #7 is saying.

Once I walked in on my mom casually slipping a black dildo so large it had a handle underneath her bed. Sometimes mental images can never be erased.

That's mentally scaring alright. Did she at least put you in therapy afterwards?

Reminds me of when I had to get some asparine and opened the wrong nightstand on my parents room and found several toys. I stood like a deer caught in the headlights, screaming "nooooo" internally.

was it steely Dan, or steely Tyrone?

Brain bleach?

Human nature, try not to over think about it.

You need to suppress that image lol