By lobotomy pls - 11/09/2015 18:40 - United States - Tappahannock

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Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
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iAlissa 34
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Multitasking at its finest.

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Iarla_ceapaire93 24
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OP never specified she barged into his moms room, this could have been in the sitting room/kitchen!

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UhHuhHoney 20

Who the hell does that IN THE KITCHEN?

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clemsi 20
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11 Isn't that where women are supposed to be? In between making sandwiches and doing the dishes she just didn't have time to go to the bathroom. ( sarcasm)

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brownapple 22
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#6 Well it says OP is a guy. Which is quite disturbing. I'm not trying to say that if OP was a girl it would have been okay but its probably more disturbing as a guy.

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rt_lilmstar 21
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Not disagreeing with you here, but also if the OPs mom was on the phone he might've thought it was okay to enter since (usually) people don't casually chat while changing tampons

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smackaroonial 20
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Even if she was chatting on the phone, who doesn't knock before walking into a bathroom with a closed door, or a bedroom with a closed door? I find it highly unlikely that the mom was chilling in the living room or kitchen.

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NinjaDitto623 14
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No one ever said the door was closed, she may have been changing her tampon in her bedroom with the door wide open.

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iAlissa 34
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Multitasking at its finest.

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Galym3d3 18
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Brain bleach may need to be used on this one.

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slackerjoe 22
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I cant stand it when people say to use ''brain bleach''. as if there were such a thing. it would be nice but it's not a thing. it never will be, just STOP PLEASE!

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fakedsincerity 32
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I need some brain bleach to remove your whiny comment from my mind #50.

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lovethatstach 18
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#50 BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH. dont be such a whiny bitch.

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lovethatstach 18
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fuck whoever flagged me for my comment. youre a dumb cunt who cant fight your own battles.

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Astrobomb 21

so?

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Schala360 27
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And that Charlie Brown is why we knock first

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unfuqnreal 15
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This has a sequel where i wonder if mum kisses em night right after dad copes a heada ?

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onlychildFTW 33
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Am I the only one having an incredibly hard time figuring this one out?

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tigerzroze 16

No you are not, I have no clue what #7 is saying.

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ocapi_fml 11
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Once I walked in on my mom casually slipping a black dildo so large it had a handle underneath her bed. Sometimes mental images can never be erased.

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tigerzroze 16

That's mentally scaring alright. Did she at least put you in therapy afterwards?

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Mynamewontfi 40
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Reminds me of when I had to get some asparine and opened the wrong nightstand on my parents room and found several toys. I stood like a deer caught in the headlights, screaming "nooooo" internally.

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RedPillSucks 31

was it steely Dan, or steely Tyrone?

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trevorr_16 25
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Brain bleach?

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UhHuhHoney 20

Human nature, try not to over think about it.

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duduv2 20
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You need to suppress that image lol

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