Wow. How did that go? "I need to discuss Jonathan's behavior. He's refusing to do anything we tell him while he's in class, and causes disruptions in the cafeteria." "Uh-huh. Hey, it's been about a month since you last came in to see me. It must look like you invited a hipster to move in down there."

Is the kid a hair-puller? I’ve heard that’s hereditary.

Wax on, wax off.

find a new waxer otherwise she my take the news personal

You need a new place to get waxed.

I'm a guy, and maybe that's the issue here...but I don't understand why this is a big deal. If she was your accountant, hair stylist, Zumba instructor, or you doctor, would you also feel awkward? You're just doing your job.

Must be pretty awkward arguing with someone who cleans out your lunch box.

If she didn’t all her time with pussies, maybe she’d stand up to her son and correct his behavior

Talk about developing a personal relationship with a parent

Such a small world... lol