By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

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Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 193
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Better than seeing her wash your dad's knob.

Happy Mother's Day!

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Happy Mother's Day!

Better than seeing her wash your dad's knob.

Or seeing her USING the dildo...

Ps. It's a mold of your dad's cock.

you should have helped her. what a jerk.

It's Mother's Day tomorrow. You're supposed to ask her if she has anything she needs cleaned, moved, tossed out, etc. Shame on you for not offering to help out!

So you're essentially implying OP should wash his/her mother's dildo.

That would be the joke buddy

Where you washing a dildo as you where walking in or was your mom found the dildo washing? Either way, must of had an interesting turn out.

Can you even read????

I mean, OP used unnecessary commas, but it's not that hard to understand.

This…this hurts my brain

I think I became dyslexic just from reading this

That's awkward as hell.

Well no one needs to play with the dirty shlong

How do you recover from that? I mean the images of what she could be doing with it in your head must've popped up in your brain and now you're scarred for life.

Well... At least she was only washing it

So? She's an adult, do you think her sexuality died as soon as she popped you out? Get over it

Like I said below, mamas have sex lives too. The happier and healthier the sex life, the happier and healthier is the mama.

And s happy mamma is a happy everyone.