Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo....

By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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Patriots21 14

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Sunday 8 May 2016 0:05

Better than seeing her wash your dad's knob.

tim374 26

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Sunday 8 May 2016 0:06

Happy Mother's Day!

tim374 26

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Sunday 8 May 2016 0:06

Happy Mother's Day!

Patriots21 14

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Sunday 8 May 2016 0:05

Better than seeing her wash your dad's knob.

TheAspieDork 27

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Sunday 8 May 2016 1:30

Or seeing her USING the dildo...

kenyrabit 25

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Wednesday 8 June 2016 23:40

Ps. It's a mold of your dad's cock.

chelseeaaw 2

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Sunday 8 May 2016 0:07

you should have helped her. what a jerk.

jboscarino 8

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Sunday 8 May 2016 2:22

Exactly

SixthSinEnvy 39

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Sunday 8 May 2016 0:10

It's Mother's Day tomorrow. You're supposed to ask her if she has anything she needs cleaned, moved, tossed out, etc. Shame on you for not offering to help out!

utrax 23

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Sunday 8 May 2016 9:05

So you're essentially implying OP should wash his/her mother's dildo.

TheHcwalker 20

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Sunday 8 May 2016 15:33

That would be the joke buddy

ER1C_fml 22

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Sunday 8 May 2016 0:10

Where you washing a dildo as you where walking in or was your mom found the dildo washing? Either way, must of had an interesting turn out.

Benpie 22

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Sunday 8 May 2016 1:15

What

Dick_diamond 22

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Sunday 8 May 2016 1:49

Can you even read????

tantanpanda 26

Sunday 8 May 2016 3:57

I mean, OP used unnecessary commas, but it's not that hard to understand.

xKrisSmoove 21

Sunday 8 May 2016 4:22

This…this hurts my brain

may14th 26

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Sunday 8 May 2016 10:31

I think I became dyslexic just from reading this

ssnow_fml 20

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Sunday 8 May 2016 0:20

That's awkward as hell.

trucker2 33

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Sunday 8 May 2016 0:20

Well no one needs to play with the dirty shlong

Leemar02 12

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Sunday 8 May 2016 0:30

How do you recover from that? I mean the images of what she could be doing with it in your head must've popped up in your brain and now you're scarred for life.