By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

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Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
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Patriots21 14

Better than seeing her wash your dad's knob.

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Patriots21 14

Better than seeing her wash your dad's knob.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

It's Mother's Day tomorrow. You're supposed to ask her if she has anything she needs cleaned, moved, tossed out, etc. Shame on you for not offering to help out!

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utrax 23

So you're essentially implying OP should wash his/her mother's *****.

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ER1C_fml 22

Where you washing a ***** as you where walking in or was your mom found the ***** washing? Either way, must of had an interesting turn out.

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tantanpanda 26

I mean, OP used unnecessary commas, but it's not that hard to understand.

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xKrisSmoove 21

This…this hurts my brain

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may14th 26

I think I became dyslexic just from reading this

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trucker2 33

Well no one needs to play with the dirty shlong

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Leemar02 12

How do you recover from that? I mean the images of what she could be doing with it in your head must've popped up in your brain and now you're scarred for life.

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zman938 8

Well... At least she was only washing it

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SighOfTheWorld 7

So? She's an adult, do you think her sexuality died as soon as she popped you out? Get over it

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rldostie 19

Like I said below, mamas have sex lives too. The happier and healthier the sex life, the happier and healthier is the mama.

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DarthTaco351 12

And s happy mamma is a happy everyone.

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