Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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Today, as a teacher, I had a conference with the mother of a student who is struggling with behavior. Turns out the mom is the woman who does my Brazilian waxes. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 23:13 - Ireland - Dublin

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Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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Thursday 26 May 2011 12:02

did you help her out?

Swar_fml 3

Thursday 26 May 2011 12:05

Did you point out she miss spot?

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Thursday 26 May 2011 15:57

Martians live on Mars. He'll have to settle for a Mooninite.

lowloudflush 2

Thursday 26 May 2011 16:16

your attractive?

Almiesaur 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 16:38

Knock.

likamuffin 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 16:41

wat dis she haha like really

a11dayidream 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 16:59

well maybe you should have knocked !

cmv1386 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 17:06

I never walk in my moms room without knocking maybe this time you've learned you lesson bud.! haha FYL sorry and oh next time why don't you help her maybe that's why she left the door unlocked hehe

alicec123 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 17:19

If you think that is bad, I walked in on my mother doing that when I was only 8 years old - she was doing it whilst sitting on the table we eat at.

spazmattic 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 17:36

whacks on... whacks off?

Osito2011 9

Thursday 26 May 2011 17:44

wow...that is a fml...hope you are not scared for life. you should show her how to lock doors

LaughinStock 16

Thursday 26 May 2011 18:03

how do u guys go from moon to waxing ass holes?

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