Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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Today, as a teacher, I had a conference with the mother of a student who is struggling with behavior. Turns out the mom is the woman who does my Brazilian waxes. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 23:13 - Ireland - Dublin

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Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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Thursday 26 May 2011 12:02

did you help her out?

Swar_fml 3

Thursday 26 May 2011 12:05

Did you point out she miss spot?

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denvan 0

Friday 27 May 2011 7:19

At least she wasn't bleacing it. That would be a bad scene

phatdaddy62 23

Friday 27 May 2011 7:30

That's ******* HOT!

BadKitty13 28

Friday 27 May 2011 14:57

LOL !

phatdaddy62 23

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:52

Hey Kitty!

abcd4242 0

Friday 27 May 2011 7:40

oh my god 12- you are very good looking 

lolaphant 0

Friday 27 May 2011 10:25

LOL

anthonyds 0

Friday 27 May 2011 11:46

yeah... my bad, it was for me... can't have a woman with a hair arse.

eftup 9

Friday 27 May 2011 12:07

you look annoying #1

slapped_bass97 2

Friday 27 May 2011 22:59

permentantly scared

innavoiG 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 3:14

The Baka is also a legendary animal said to eat dreams.

NAW27 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 4:24

seems she needs Mr. Miyagi

lanbee 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 12:08

knock next time

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