That homely smell

By Bottomless_Pit_for_the_NOMS - 23/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Miami

Today, my mother had just got home and we were both in the kitchen. She then starts to get out food and I smelled deviled eggs. Delighted, I asked, "Do I smell deviled eggs?" She turned around laughing and announced she'd farted. I effectively got hungry from my mother’s fart. FML
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samomaha 17

ROFL! I used to work with Patty and Donna. Patty let loose a loud one that had that fart-smell of potato chips or french fried. Jujst then, Donna walked in, looked around, and, "OMG I smell french fries! It's making me so hiungry!!" It was days before anyone told her why we were all laughing so hard!

my friend once farted and it smelt exactly like KFC 🤣🤣🤣

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don't feel bad I rip farts that smell exactly like cooking beef stew

my friend once farted and it smelt exactly like KFC 🤣🤣🤣

Boy, if that bothers you, just wait until you compare Feta cheese and smelly feet or dry dirty socks and cornflakes... Joking but on the square: a LOT of smells are ‘good’ or ‘bad’ based *entirely* on context. Hope I didn’t ruin TOO many foods for you.

Your mom has too much paprika in her diet!

is there such a thing as too much paprika?

Maybe when you fart red dust?

samomaha 17

ROFL! I used to work with Patty and Donna. Patty let loose a loud one that had that fart-smell of potato chips or french fried. Jujst then, Donna walked in, looked around, and, "OMG I smell french fries! It's making me so hiungry!!" It was days before anyone told her why we were all laughing so hard!