Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML - FML

By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

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Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2019 18:00

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Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 12:49 - Canada

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Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By Eminnis - 31/08/2015 03:27 - United States - Woodland Park

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Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML

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By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

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Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By Meggie - 05/11/2009 05:06 - Canada

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Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML

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By lovely321 - 02/04/2011 19:46 - United States

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Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 14:33 - United States - Canyon Country

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Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML

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sorta_sarcastic 12

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:15

Serves you right. Always knock first.

leopardwilliam 22

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:15

That cannot be unseen

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sorta_sarcastic 12

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:15

Serves you right. Always knock first.

LaColombianita 26

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:16

Hey they could have been in the living room for all we know.

lnheritance 19

Saturday 30 August 2014 8:18

Perhaps they didn't put the traditional hat on the door knob. So FHL.

MountainGiant87 15

Saturday 30 August 2014 10:38

#9 I don't think I want to know

leopardwilliam 22

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:15

That cannot be unseen

princesspeachxox 18

Saturday 30 August 2014 6:06

At least he came in early enough to only see that!

theaaxis 27

Saturday 30 August 2014 6:26

#20, I believe he supplied his own. ;)

AvatheAvacodo 9

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:15

-Bleaches Eyes-

girI 20

Saturday 30 August 2014 11:21

But you cannot bleach the mind's eye...

foxwasalamb 24

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:16

whatever works for them

sayyestothedress 24

Saturday 30 August 2014 15:09

You pic is ******* creepy!

DontClickOnMe 28

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:16

Hahaha, hey, maybe you could learn something from him. Next time, knock!

raisinbam 13

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:16

At least that's all he was doing

DarkPoet_fml 5

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:16

Should of thrown some ones at him and left

MortenM 17

Saturday 30 August 2014 23:38

Seems like the best solution. Plus obviously add hints to it all the time when you talk to him

23lf 16

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:16

It's OK to cry now OP

weveallbeenthere 30

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:17

you just can't unsee some things.

Awesomeaxel 24

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:17

Just honestly say nothing and pretend it didn't happen. It is probably just as awkward for them.

elcee1987 18

Saturday 30 August 2014 9:18

Idk elephants in the room tend to grow over time, not shrink. Might just want to get it into the open. Maybe op can crack a small joke to ease the tension.

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