Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML - FML

By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

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Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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sorta_sarcastic 12

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:15

Serves you right. Always knock first.

leopardwilliam 22

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Saturday 30 August 2014 5:15

That cannot be unseen

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sorta_sarcastic 12

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:15

Serves you right. Always knock first.

LaColombianita 26

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:16

Hey they could have been in the living room for all we know.

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Saturday 30 August 2014 8:18

Perhaps they didn't put the traditional hat on the door knob. So FHL.

MountainGiant87 15

Saturday 30 August 2014 10:38

#9 I don't think I want to know

leopardwilliam 22

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Saturday 30 August 2014 5:15

That cannot be unseen

princesspeachxox 18

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Saturday 30 August 2014 6:06

At least he came in early enough to only see that!

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Saturday 30 August 2014 6:26

#20, I believe he supplied his own. ;)

AvatheAvacodo 9

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Saturday 30 August 2014 5:15

-Bleaches Eyes-

girI 20

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Saturday 30 August 2014 11:21

But you cannot bleach the mind's eye...

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Saturday 30 August 2014 5:16

whatever works for them

sayyestothedress 24

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Saturday 30 August 2014 15:09

You pic is fucking creepy!

DontClickOnMe 28

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:16

Hahaha, hey, maybe you could learn something from him. Next time, knock!

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Saturday 30 August 2014 5:16

At least that's all he was doing

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Saturday 30 August 2014 5:16

Should of thrown some ones at him and left

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Saturday 30 August 2014 23:38

Seems like the best solution. Plus obviously add hints to it all the time when you talk to him

23lf 16

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:16

It's OK to cry now OP

weveallbeenthere 30

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Saturday 30 August 2014 5:17

you just can't unsee some things.

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Saturday 30 August 2014 5:17

Just honestly say nothing and pretend it didn't happen. It is probably just as awkward for them.

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Saturday 30 August 2014 9:18

Idk elephants in the room tend to grow over time, not shrink. Might just want to get it into the open. Maybe op can crack a small joke to ease the tension.

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