Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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By cantdolife - 23/09/2018 21:00 - United States - New Boston

Today, as a teacher, I had a conference with the mother of a student who is struggling with behavior. Turns out the mom is the woman who does my Brazilian waxes. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 23:13 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML

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Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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Thursday 26 May 2011 12:02

did you help her out?

Swar_fml 3

Thursday 26 May 2011 12:05

Did you point out she miss spot?

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animalover721 3

Monday 29 August 2011 14:43

*awkward silence

akichan15 5

Sunday 11 September 2011 20:13

to the eye bleach!

rml13 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 14:04

You shudve knocked.

Ruby519 2

Thursday 23 August 2012 8:27

YDI for not knocking first

kittykat1501 31

Thursday 4 June 2015 6:08

? Why? I didn't know there was a such thing as hairy butts

Hartyman10 5

Sunday 20 March 2016 23:04

That's why you always knock

chewsef 17

Tuesday 10 May 2016 5:08

Did you stay for the bleaching?

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