Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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Today, as a teacher, I had a conference with the mother of a student who is struggling with behavior. Turns out the mom is the woman who does my Brazilian waxes. FML

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Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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Thursday 26 May 2011 12:02

did you help her out?

Swar_fml 3

Thursday 26 May 2011 12:05

Did you point out she miss spot?

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BadKitty13 28

Friday 27 May 2011 2:55

IT'S NOT WORKING !!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

csmouton 3

Friday 27 May 2011 3:35

lmao for real!!

DANduhMAN 0

Friday 27 May 2011 3:36

TMI fyl

CHOCOLATE1CE 0

Friday 27 May 2011 4:07

im so sorry.....

EvilDoll 7

Friday 27 May 2011 4:13

whawha-whaat? you can correct these things? i could use this when I have one of my (very rare) mistakes... you have redeemed thine self, now I must learn this wizardry -__-! *bow*

Jstars131 0

Friday 27 May 2011 4:37

well would u rather her have a hairy butt? at least she takes care of herself, right?

WordSmyth 2

Friday 27 May 2011 4:57

GOOD GOD *falls upon knees* There are no words...!

Erik125 0

Friday 27 May 2011 5:19

lmao ur scarred for life

froufrou7 3

Friday 27 May 2011 5:37

at least she's gonna have a beautiful clean ass hole.

sharkwkrox 0

Friday 27 May 2011 5:42

...oh...jolly story you got yourself there

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