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At least you didn't name him something more recognisable.... Like Sasha Grey if it was a girl
#14 I'm definitely going to name my next pet PornHub. I'm gonna call him/her pornie for a nickname.
On behalf of everyone who will be checking said site, thanks for the tip OP. The site I usually go to just isn't doing it anymore.
That went a completely different direction than I thought... Isn't that right Solid Snake?
#20 or pony
Well I mean unless your family members are frequent users of that **** site I don't think calling a snake Mr. Snake is that out of the ordinary
Yea, I agree, considering the staggering number of **** sites it's probably fairly hard to not find a name that also belongs to a **** site.
I'm surprised you didn't already realise that's a pretty euphemistic name... But if your family is all fairly innocent, and hasn't already laughed at the name at some point, it seems unlikely that they've visited this obscure **** site
Quick go erased history... They will never know..
I wouldn't worry about it op, they wouldn't know it unless they are frequent views of ****
You can alwas find a **** site with whatever name.. or in the simpsons
I don't think anyone will ever think that you named him after the **** site. after all it's a snake calles mr snake. pretty clear to me why he has that name.
yeah exactly, while lacking creativity i don't think your snake's name is really anything to worry about unless your family members know about that specific **** site, which would be just as awkward.
I don't even understand why you would look up the name to see what it means? It's not like it's a name that has some old English meaning. Seems a bit weird to me that you even bothered. And I wouldn't worry about the **** name. If any of the family members go to the **** site and laugh when you call him that, then you can just laugh at the fact they watch it and have their mind in the gutter when you introduce your snake.
Maybe you should be more original with names for your pets next time.
If you took every FML submitted and put them into a list and included this one, then I think an argument could be made that this is probably the least bad/tragic FML ever posted. I doubt your family knows about the site or much less cares about it...
Could have been worse. You could have called him Brasssssers.
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Well I mean unless your family members are frequent users of that **** site I don't think calling a snake Mr. Snake is that out of the ordinary
I don't think anyone will ever think that you named him after the **** site. after all it's a snake calles mr snake. pretty clear to me why he has that name.