By GeeLoftus - 31/01/2016 19:32 - United States - Secaucus

Today, I've been calling my pet snake "Mr. Snake" for two years now. I decided to look up the name, and boy do I regret it. It turns out Mr. Snake is a porn site. I've named my snake after porn and have been introducing him to family with that name for two years. FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37

Well I mean unless your family members are frequent users of that **** site I don't think calling a snake Mr. Snake is that out of the ordinary

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toastbrot 9

I don't think anyone will ever think that you named him after the **** site. after all it's a snake calles mr snake. pretty clear to me why he has that name.

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fifi125 21

At least you didn't name him something more recognisable.... Like Sasha Grey if it was a girl

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fuckpotato 12

#14 I'm definitely going to name my next pet PornHub. I'm gonna call him/her pornie for a nickname.

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Ms_ValS 27

On behalf of everyone who will be checking said site, thanks for the tip OP. The site I usually go to just isn't doing it anymore.

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blazingshot147 19

That went a completely different direction than I thought... Isn't that right Solid Snake?

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Mathalamus 24

oh well, you didn't really know, and it is just a name. nothing to be embarrassed about.

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UnidentifiedFun 37

Well I mean unless your family members are frequent users of that **** site I don't think calling a snake Mr. Snake is that out of the ordinary

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Danne696 14

Yea, I agree, considering the staggering number of **** sites it's probably fairly hard to not find a name that also belongs to a **** site.

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Feklfekl2222 32

I'm surprised you didn't already realise that's a pretty euphemistic name... But if your family is all fairly innocent, and hasn't already laughed at the name at some point, it seems unlikely that they've visited this obscure **** site

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trucker2 33

Quick go erased history... They will never know..

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whysojealous 18

I wouldn't worry about it op, they wouldn't know it unless they are frequent views of ****

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Zzapper77 12

You can alwas find a **** site with whatever name.. or in the simpsons

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toastbrot 9

I don't think anyone will ever think that you named him after the **** site. after all it's a snake calles mr snake. pretty clear to me why he has that name.

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taterrtots 25

yeah exactly, while lacking creativity i don't think your snake's name is really anything to worry about unless your family members know about that specific **** site, which would be just as awkward.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I don't even understand why you would look up the name to see what it means? It's not like it's a name that has some old English meaning. Seems a bit weird to me that you even bothered. And I wouldn't worry about the **** name. If any of the family members go to the **** site and laugh when you call him that, then you can just laugh at the fact they watch it and have their mind in the gutter when you introduce your snake.

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rattyrayvn 21

Maybe you should be more original with names for your pets next time.

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bwinski 19

If you took every FML submitted and put them into a list and included this one, then I think an argument could be made that this is probably the least bad/tragic FML ever posted. I doubt your family knows about the site or much less cares about it...

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Could have been worse. You could have called him Brasssssers.

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