Tell him to not pound on your door next time

win.

I read it as CAT initially. day em time to get a glass.

haha definitely win.

The original version of this was far funnnier.

Next time don't resist his pounding..

what was the original version?

Oh , OP, I hate it when that happens :/

WTFOMGBBQ?

OMGWTFCARBQ

burn baby burn

#22 That just made my day.

LOLWTFBBQ

lmao!

what the fuck oh my god barbecue right haha

*Looks at the date* What did you expect on a monday? FYL, FYL.

I wish I could "Like" this. Haha. This Monday has been fucked up.

mine was fucked up then hella happy then gay again

instantly when I read "pounding at my back door" I thought this was going to be about something else.

Yeah. Surprise butt sex and a carbq. What a night.

Sounds like a party.

Obviously. unless the neighbour was a deranged man who randomly knocks at people's doors at three AM . oh wait... That is something else. :) Plus, someone here watches too much RWJ.

F the car's life

if it has one in the first place.

It had one before it was set on fire. R.I.P op's car.

all cars have life

52, please put your man boobs away.

52, nobody wants to see your bare body. NOBODY. change your picture or quit commenting- i have to see that every Fml- sometimes 2-3 times.

Please. All you haters are probably a fifty year old obese man with woman-like boobs. Plus, anime, stop emphasising the " nobody " there are plenty of people who would like to see that. stop being douches and let the guy have whatever picture he likes.

I thought you had great breasts... the female kind. fmeyes

You know what really sucks? Insurance won't cover the damage.

Is that a euphemism? Because that whole FML looks like one to me. ;-)

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So are you pissed because your neighbor woke you up or your car was on fire. You need to clarify.

What the fuck do you think?

Chill out. Obviously I know. I was just sarcastically stating that the FML could be referring to either part.

This happened to my family about two years ago. The weird thing is that it also happened at 3 am. o_O

yeah weird. i remmy going home from prom at 3am and seeing a truck on fire on my road...seems they only burst at that hour..

Tell that fool to quit with the cannon already!

ha :P

lol!