By WTF - 07/03/2011 09:19

Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML
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DjeePee 24

*Looks at the date* What did you expect on a monday? FYL, FYL.

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forthepainx3 0

instantly when I read "pounding at my back door" I thought this was going to be about something else.

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cloudy01 0

Tell him to not pound on your door next time

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sloppyflow 1

I read it as CAT initially. day em time to get a glass.

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Mirequetz 6

The original version of this was far funnnier.

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C94Slim 7

Next time don't resist his pounding..

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itsbrookebixch 0

what was the original version?

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bagginzy 14

Oh , OP, I hate it when that happens :/

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DjeePee 24

*Looks at the date* What did you expect on a monday? FYL, FYL.

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10_4Franky 0

I wish I could "Like" this. Haha. This Monday has been ****** up.

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xJASMINEx 0

mine was ****** up then hella happy then gay again

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forthepainx3 0

instantly when I read "pounding at my back door" I thought this was going to be about something else.

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RedPillSucks 31

Yeah. Surprise butt sex and a carbq. What a night.

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emodude44 0

Sounds like a party.

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ConfusionsLoveMe 0

Obviously. unless the neighbour was a deranged man who randomly knocks at people's doors at three AM . oh wait... That is something else. :) Plus, someone here watches too much RWJ.

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

F the car's life

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IcyHell 0

It had one before it was set on fire. R.I.P op's car.

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iNekoGamergurl 0

52, nobody wants to see your bare body. NOBODY. change your picture or quit commenting- i have to see that every Fml- sometimes 2-3 times.

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ConfusionsLoveMe 0

Please. All you haters are probably a fifty year old obese man with woman-like boobs. Plus, anime, stop emphasising the " nobody " there are plenty of people who would like to see that. stop being douches and let the guy have whatever picture he likes.

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tjgreen 0

I thought you had great breasts... the female kind. fmeyes

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Neorecon19 18

You know what really sucks? Insurance won't cover the damage.

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Jimboom 11

Is that a euphemism? Because that whole FML looks like one to me. ;-)

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carkwright2 0

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cptmorgan15 2

So are you pissed because your neighbor woke you up or your car was on fire. You need to clarify.

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cptmorgan15 2

Chill out. Obviously I know. I was just sarcastically stating that the FML could be referring to either part.

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OctoberYoshi 5

This happened to my family about two years ago. The weird thing is that it also happened at 3 am. o_O

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kenoswild 14

yeah weird. i remmy going home from prom at 3am and seeing a truck on fire on my road...seems they only burst at that hour..

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