Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML
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Today, like most days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice, but this time he brought this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family "brave" enough to go fetch our cat's gifts. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML
Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML
Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML
Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
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RichardPencil 30
He probably felt sorry for you since there haven’t been many “live snakes” in your bedroom for quite a while!
Alex Duval 2
That actually is a sign of love, super adorable. My cat occasionally pukes on my shoes. Wanna trade?
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Comments (21)
RichardPencil 30
He probably felt sorry for you since there haven’t been many “live snakes” in your bedroom for quite a while!
mojosahomo 5
I mean sure if I wasn't living with my boyfriend and his very magical "snake" lol
IAmClay 24
My cat did this to me in like September of last year
Lobby_Bee 17
Pussy loves snake.
Glowworm56 26
"Oh hi, human. I brought you a noodle. Just be careful, it's still alive. A little bit to the head should do it though. Also, please eat it in front of me once you've finished killing it. It would make me very happy."
Abdul Mughais Khan 6
lol
Alex Duval 2
That actually is a sign of love, super adorable. My cat occasionally pukes on my shoes. Wanna trade?
David Horgan 8
We had a stray that we adopted. He stayed outside. I wish I could get a dollar for every squirrel he left on the front door. Mostly the just the head....
CoyoteOldOne 17
You should consider keeping the snake and getting rid of the cat. They're quiet, and they only eat and poop every few weeks. You don't have to clean a litterbox, they don't scratch up the furniture, and they don't get hair all over your clothes.
Seymore Collins 7
I'm not sure how this is a "FML" and why people agree your life sucks. He was very proud to have caught a snake and brought it to you for recognition/pets. Do you know how terrified cats are of snakes? Terrified enough to freak out when they see a cucumber. Instead of making this all about you, give him a treat and go "nice job you brave protector of me, terrible snake could have bitten my face off!" and then give him the love and attention he so rightly deserves.
David Horgan 8
People are over sensitive triggered ******* in 2017-2018....
onceuponatime456 16
Hey, that is how they show their love! Be happy you are loved!
tonyfan00 38
Well that ssssssssuckssss.