By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
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sourgirl101 28

I thought "pita" was a type of bread. Now it means pain in the ass? I will never be able to eat my gyros the same way.(:

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Fortuitous 0

God damn those rocks.

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sourgirl101 28

I thought "pita" was a type of bread. Now it means pain in the ass? I will never be able to eat my gyros the same way.(:

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Fortuitous 0

Whenever the boyfriend eats pita bread, he gets a pain in his ass. So, he applied the same concept to his girlfriend. Although I don't see how that would give you ass pains.

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rallets 22

he called you PITA and you never questioned it?

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doctor_itsmylife 3

and u thought it was the slang for dick, right?

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mike3775 35

Man even my youngest kids knows what pita means, as they say that instead of saying the actual words

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ImaginaryFoe 0

What does pita have to do with Mexicans?!

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beyondbirthdayv 0

in mexico dick is called pito so pita is like dicka or something like that hard to explan -.-"

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therealsuperman 0

^ haha you mean puta? that doesn't mean dick...

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Luke1717 0

32 I think ur thinking of "pitta" bread

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chenoa_fml 0

lol pita has been my nickname growing up, sort of short for my middle name.. hahahah!

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fakeaccountX 6

Pain in the....arm? It's okay baby you don't have to censor anything on here.

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lyn29 0

and i thought pene was spanish for dick :S im confused now lmao

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mitri_fml 3

frakin capitalists trying to talk Spanish

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HomeAl0ne 20

No, he was calling her "hemorrhoid" all this time.

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ericownz101 0

omfg a bunch of gringos here.. peto is penis. pinocha is ******. puta is bitch. i have spoken >.>

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lyn29 0

no puta is **** pene is dick and polla is pussy -.- i ve been learning spanish for many years now .. i think i know ...

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katjafro 3

haha ya that's what my stepdad calls me!

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whoisthisgirl 4

seriously who doesn't know what pita means... I knew that when I was like 8...

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BadKitty13 28

Hehehehehehe ! P.I.T.A. ~~~~~~ (that's a FML ?) Well my family always calls me Chia Pet......

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77taylah33 0

heaps of people have pet names in relationships it's cute

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hannahbrooke_14 0

me & my boyfriend have pet names. lol im hannah bear & he's matty poo

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mfmylifesrsly 29

rofl! thats hilarious, but, time to dump the SOB

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NancyDeebensDPDS 0

love, may I ask what SOB is?

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Agility_fml 0

9, that'd be a pretty bitch move.

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DrAwesome 6

I bet you don't even care for animals either.

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skorpien 1

Almost, except for the fact that it's PETA with an E. You should've made a pun about the bread instead.

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DrAwesome 6

Ouch. Never thought I'd be thumbed down this much for making a joke that someone didn't think was relevant. Lighten up?

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jakeisawake 3

#110, Haha. Making a comment like that won't get you sympathy. Now people may just give you more thumbs down just because they can.

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DrAwesome 6

Hahaha, I'm not looking for sympathy! I'm just generally confused. lofl.

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