Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
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climbthoserocks
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pita?
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sourgirl101
| 28
I thought "pita" was a type of bread. Now it means pain in the ass? I will never be able to eat my gyros the same way.(:
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climbthoserocks
| 6
pita?
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Fortuitous
| 0
God damn those rocks.
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sourgirl101
| 28
I thought "pita" was a type of bread. Now it means pain in the ass? I will never be able to eat my gyros the same way.(:
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Fortuitous
| 0
Whenever the boyfriend eats pita bread, he gets a pain in his ass. So, he applied the same concept to his girlfriend. Although I don't see how that would give you ass pains.
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rallets
| 22
he called you PITA and you never questioned it?
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doctor_itsmylife
| 3
and u thought it was the slang for dick, right?
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mike3775
| 32
Man even my youngest kids knows what pita means, as they say that instead of saying the actual words
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DomoCullen
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lol
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nateb1tch
| 1
that my cats name
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ImaginaryFoe
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What does pita have to do with Mexicans?!
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laurabelle
| 0
why pita? WTF…
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beyondbirthdayv
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in mexico dick is called pito so pita is like dicka or something like that hard to explan -.-"
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therealsuperman
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^ haha you mean puta? that doesn't mean dick...
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Luke1717
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32 I think ur thinking of "pitta" bread
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chenoa_fml
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lol pita has been my nickname growing up, sort of short for my middle name.. hahahah!
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fakeaccountX
| 6
Pain in the....arm?
It's okay baby you don't have to censor anything on here.
It's okay baby you don't have to censor anything on here.
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Markii10
| 0
Actually he said PITO, not PUTA.
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EffinAhole
| 0
I thought pinga was Spanish for dick
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lyn29
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and i thought pene was spanish for dick :S im confused now lmao
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mitri_fml
| 3
frakin capitalists trying to talk Spanish
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HomeAl0ne
| 20
No, he was calling her "hemorrhoid" all this time.
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ericownz101
| 0
omfg a bunch of gringos here.. peto is penis. pinocha is vagina. puta is bitch. i have spoken >.>
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RageKage
| 0
Fucking pussies who say frak.
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lyn29
| 0
no puta is slut pene is dick and polla is pussy -.- i ve been learning spanish for many years now .. i think i know ...
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katjafro
| 3
haha ya that's what my stepdad calls me!
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Asoman
| 3
what did he call you?
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whoisthisgirl
| 4
seriously who doesn't know what pita means... I knew that when I was like 8...
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jamieisreallymad
| 0
your picture is epic!
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scvcwcheer
| 0
my coach nicknamed a girl on our team pita a couple years ago
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moosemonkey1000
| 6
fascinating.
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miraggg
| 1
smart man
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YoungMoney1492
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anal is tight lol literally
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BadKitty13
| 27
Hehehehehehe ! P.I.T.A. ~~~~~~ (that's a FML ?)
Well my family always calls me Chia Pet......
Well my family always calls me Chia Pet......
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hobojo11
| 0
cha cha cha chea
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EmreArslan
| 11
Crushing head into arse? Random guess
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YoungMoney1492
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u deserve it for having a "pet name"
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77taylah33
| 0
heaps of people have pet names in relationships it's cute
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supadreads
| 0
WTF...
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hannahbrooke_14
| 0
me & my boyfriend have pet names. lol im hannah bear & he's matty poo
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mfmylifesrsly
| 29
rofl! thats hilarious, but, time to dump the SOB
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NancyDeebensDPDS
| 0
love, may I ask what SOB is?
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petergurll
| 0
son of a bitch
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Colonel_256
| 0
I guess SOB should be his pet name
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Agility_fml
| 0
9, that'd be a pretty bitch move.
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chendrew
| 0
I like it
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DrAwesome
| 6
I bet you don't even care for animals either.
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skorpien
| 1
Almost, except for the fact that it's PETA with an E. You should've made a pun about the bread instead.
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DrAwesome
| 6
Ouch. Never thought I'd be thumbed down this much for making a joke that someone didn't think was relevant. Lighten up?
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jakeisawake
| 3
#110, Haha. Making a comment like that won't get you sympathy. Now people may just give you more thumbs down just because they can.
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DrAwesome
| 6
Hahaha, I'm not looking for sympathy! I'm just generally confused. lofl.
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Rawaha
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haha fuckin loser!!