fuckpotato

About Fuckpotato

I am a dirty potato.

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Fuckpotato's FML badges

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Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

28%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

43%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

16%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

72%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

3%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

6%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

2%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

7%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

1%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

6%

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Fuckpotato's favorite FMLs

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it