Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML
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RobertWJV86
| 11
Spider hunter.. Death by eyelid..
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Earths_Venus
| 25
Well now there's no spider to climb up the water spout. You're a monster!
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RobertWJV86
| 11
Spider hunter.. Death by eyelid..
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BigLatchZatch
| 14
That's a new one.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Welcome to Nopetown
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Your eye is a Venus fly trap...
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iSativa
| 24
Hold your eye open and run water over it under a faucet.
My eyes are watering just thinking about the horror and pain you have experienced.
My eyes are watering just thinking about the horror and pain you have experienced.
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langenbrat
| 8
my eye doctor told me never to do that because there's a small, spiral shaped bacteria in the water that can make you go blind...
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nellbell414
| 13
Plus they don't have the same saturation, that's why you use saline solution
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XDsmileyDX_fml
| 24
At least it's dead...
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badluckalex
| 23
wtf?! dead or not I dont want a spider in my eye!
edit - or anything for that matter
edit - or anything for that matter
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Ichiya
| 29
Spiders are awesome. Take some time to learn about them and you might not be as afraid of them.
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tiger8255
| 13
#46
Or end up like me and become extremely paranoid about them.
Or end up like me and become extremely paranoid about them.
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Vegetarian27
| 24
They're freaking terrifying, and the more I learn the scarier they get.
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Ichiya
| 29
Actually most spiders ignore humans even the dangerous ones don't attack unless they feel threatened. Im not saying start a spider fan club but work towards being less afraid.and more respectful of the danger they can present.
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Since1998
| 20
They're just like bees, but there are always accidents when you don't see them. This spider would have been spooked, and if venomous/able to would have probably bit her eye.
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pikawarriors
| 18
A spider crawled into and bit the inside of my mouth. I will NEVER get over my fear of them, it's called arachnophobia and it's quite hard to deal with in some serious cases. Ugg, I get shudders just thinking of the things
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20minutesto9
| 23
They might be awesome but I still wouldn't enjoy having one in my eye!
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Earths_Venus
| 25
Well now there's no spider to climb up the water spout. You're a monster!
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okay33
| 12
That is an amazing version of the song! Hahaha
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Insanemf18
| 12
Put this in iTunes SO MANY DOWNLOADS
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alex_gen
| 38
Maybe if you got bitten, you'll become Spider-Man?
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lil_ham1644
| 29
*improved
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MissEris
| 27
Depends...was the spider irradiated by a particle beam first?
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MRP360
| 14
You have set your eye on fire now...and your room...and your house, just to make sure the little bastard is dead
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salamancer
| 11
There is truly no way anyone can deserve this kind of horrid nightmare. FYL op... My regards to your poor eye
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chocolatefrog28
| 29
That sounds like the beginning of a nightmare, that little spider ghost is going to be pissed.
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IKickPuppiesHard
| 16
Better hope the mother spider wasnt watching you brutally murder her kid or you are going have to sleep with one eye open.
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kinky44
| 28
What if it WAS the mother and hundreds of angry spiders spewed out from the dead mother?
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DoubleDosexo
| 12
oh god.
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lefsetang
| 15
But with one eye open, might the same incident happen? O_o
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LebanonBaby
| 26
I'm guessing OP has one good eye left though..
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Sandsh8rk
| 36
This FML seems to have come straight from the land of NOPE.
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RagingWill
| 17
Had to reply to say this is one of the few comments to actually make me lol. I know there's a button for it; I utilized that too.