Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML
Today, I thought I felt a spider crawling by my eye. Having a huge fear of spiders, like an idiot, I lamped myself in square in the eye. I now have a partial black eye because of what turned out to be a feather. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML
Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
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6daysoverdue 0
so... are you blind now?
loveisalie2 0
Oh god that is really disgusting. Hope you got it out. Reminds me of that chick who had a larvae growing in her eyelid. Eww!
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6daysoverdue 0
so... are you blind now?
beardo8 0
YDI FOR HAVING EYES
Aniland 2
XFD
hellokittywhore 0
I would have clawed my ******* eyes out, no joke man clawed them the **** OUT
thatonek1d 0
type of arachnid? species?
loveisalie2 0
Oh god that is really disgusting. Hope you got it out. Reminds me of that chick who had a larvae growing in her eyelid. Eww!
blehargh 0
How did the spider get IN your eye? Just reach in and pluck it out, shouldn't be a big deal unless it was a black widow and it injected venom into your eyeball.
Alicia_Raven7 0
A black widow wouldnt fit! unless it was a baby
greendaygirl597 0
#63: for some reason that made me laugh. OP: ewwww. I hate spiders.
Cjw1220 0
Black widows aren't even the deadliest spider.
Link5794 18
Monsters Inside Me? FYL OP btw, there are gnats called eye gnats that suck on the moisture in the eyeballs of humans and cows.
Link5794 18
Black widows are actually pretty small.
famas48 0
Thats really ****** up lol.
likeanoutlawbayb 0
thats so ******* gross. i feel sorry for you!
katamouth 1
squicked me out.
aback 5
Imagine how disappointed the spider was.
Heckron 0
lmao but seriously...that sucks...
guttural 0
Lmao, #6.
cstetchman 0
#6 makes me lol.
lone_wanderer 0
I hate spiders eww
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM 0
AWWW YOU HAD TO TOUCH A SPIDER? ...why is this FML even here?
lilone08 0
yea i agree kinda lame
Jbot 0
What the hell are you talking about? She had a ******* spider IN HER EYE. She didn't have to just touch it, she had to have it in her.
Serafie 0
...she had a SPIDER IN HER EYE. CRAWLING AROUND ON HER EYE. Touching a spider alone wouldn't be an FML but having a spider ON YOUR ******* EYE would.
SnowByte 0
To someone who has arachnaphobia, such as my mother and myself, this is a huge FML. Don't knock OP about it. She/he might be afraid of them whereas you seem to have no problem with them.
sublimedude777 0
Hey, unless you haven't realized, some people are scared of spiders. If someone who's scared of spiders gets a spider in their eye, they have reason to flip out or post an FML.
Pastor_Rich 0
I like cats... hate spiders
redbluegreen 41
I think it's more like FOurLives since spiders small enough to get stuck in our eyes can make gigantic webs. And they say spiders are only here to catch bugs. (;