News from China
By HkxAliso0302 - /
Tuesday 3 March 2020 22:00 /
China - Beijing
My name is Jocelyn or Joce. I model, I Cosplay, I fire spin, play League of Legends and am a Dom. I also have an addiction to anime (mostly Yaoi)
Mostly.
I do more but I'm too lazy to list right now :)
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac. -
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account. -
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.” -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute! -
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile. -
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know. -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
Verified
You are certified FML now -
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done! -
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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