By yuck - 15/11/2011 14:38 - United Kingdom
Same thing different taste
By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34
Blow it
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Poor Mickey
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By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 06:44 - United States - Saginaw
Too stupid
By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00
Chance encounter
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Scratch that
By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 07:59 - Germany
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Evidently fear is not a factor for you!
At least its not in ur bread box anymore
Moral : don't squeeze round things unless you want stuff all over your face.
Eye must say, that's a bummer! :)
Why? I was eating fucktard! (This is a joke and I'm talking to op)
Eye thought you might have said something like that 2.
Twas supposed to be corny, most puns are corny.
Eye see what you did there Flockz !
Thnx for the warning
an eye for your eyes :)
You better get it checked out... Cuz you know... Rabies :(
I would have just said that it's too late to effectively treat if you show signs of rabies, but I do live the state where they saved the first person's life who wasn't treated immediately after the bite. This happened not even a decade ago, and only 5 additional people have survived the treatment since. So in summary, if you don't treat it right away, your chances are pretty grim. Even if there's a 99 percent chance you don't contract rabies, is it really worth the 1 percent chance that you die from an entirely preventable disease?
It was probably a parasite that lived in the mouse!! You would've recognized an eye wouldn't you?? Maybe it was a fly larva, depending how long it was there! Gross!
Damn, I'm sitting here on FML, whislt easting dinner, I see this and now I can't eat it. I'm eating breaded Chicken balls. Thanks.
Now come on, you had to realize that you were going to get grief for saying you were eating "breaded chicken balls" -- did you do this on purpose? Why just Chicken balls? penises all gone?
You should know better than to read FML while eating. C'mon.
He obviously wanted to find out if it was solid.. or not.
That must have been delicious! :$
Now that's just nasty!
You look like one hell of a gangster.
Yay for the gangsta tools!
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Warning: lame joke below. That mouse has his eye on you...
Evidently fear is not a factor for you!