Lol, I wonder the odds of that happening.

hahahahaha

they planed it it's a conspericy

that kinda... sucks.

this wouldn't have happened if you were in the kitchen OP... haha jk I can't even say that, I'm a woman. however I am in my kitchen. lol.

The odds depend on where op was at that moment. When I have to go through a forest it happens quite frequently.

Same thing happened to me a week ago, not kidding.

ROFL double penetration

wow. that's all you got? a sex joke?

I thought it was funny...

Indeed, quite funny hmmmm...

Lol! Awe sowi! Bugs revenge! Hehehe

#3 - Touché! This FML improves the joke about difference between sad and happy biker (the one with bugs between his teeth is the happy one) in a way more hilarious way.

goggles my friend... get some goggles

This situation could of been completely avoided had you been in a car.

shut up dumb whore

why's everyone telling #7 to stfu? she made a valid point

Maybe OP actually wants to be friendly to the environment and work out.

stfu

happened to me too :)) I hate those bugs. :))

#7 Perhaps they aren't old enough to drive.

Ah... What a great FMLit would've been if you had opened your mouth to cry out and have another bug fly in there. ;)