FML : Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five...

Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 May 2009 05:17 / United States

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By Vintage_fml | 0

#205733 - Sunday 17 May 2009 12:19

ROFL double penetration

By 24788 | 6

#205720 - Sunday 17 May 2009 12:09

Lol, I wonder the odds of that happening.

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By 24788 | 6

#205720 - Sunday 17 May 2009 12:09

Lol, I wonder the odds of that happening.

alyssadapsycho | 7

#921846 - Sunday 7 March 2010 16:19

hahahahaha

00yoda4 | 0

#1035586 - Saturday 19 June 2010 4:26

they planed it it's a conspericy

lexielovesyou | 0

#1108932 - Monday 19 July 2010 11:25

that kinda...

sucks.

awkwardepicfail | 0

#1396282 - Monday 13 September 2010 5:06

this wouldn't have happened if you were in the kitchen OP... haha jk I can't even say that, I'm a woman. however I am in my kitchen. lol.

varutha | 16

#6033079 - Sunday 10 August 2014 15:51

The odds depend on where op was at that moment. When I have to go through a forest it happens quite frequently.

By penelope_fml | 2

#205731 - Sunday 17 May 2009 12:19

Same thing happened to me a week ago, not kidding.

By Vintage_fml | 0

#205733 - Sunday 17 May 2009 12:19

ROFL double penetration

UnearthlyEnemy | 9

#966259 - Monday 22 March 2010 6:53

wow. that's all you got? a sex joke?

aksweetheart | 7

#4933096 - Friday 14 September 2012 21:59

I thought it was funny...

InfamousRaider | 15

#5551051 - Tuesday 25 June 2013 5:09

Indeed, quite funny hmmmm...

By tWitt3rBuG | 0

#205736 - Sunday 17 May 2009 12:20

Lol! Awe sowi! Bugs revenge! Hehehe

By Blanadestroyer | 0

#205751 - Sunday 17 May 2009 12:27

#3 - Touché!

This FML improves the joke about difference between sad and happy biker (the one with bugs between his teeth is the happy one) in a way more hilarious way.