Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML
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Vintage_fml
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ROFL double penetration
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24788
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Lol, I wonder the odds of that happening.
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24788
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Lol, I wonder the odds of that happening.
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alyssadapsycho
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hahahahaha
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00yoda4
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they planed it it's a conspericy
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lexielovesyou
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that kinda...
sucks.
sucks.
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awkwardepicfail
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this wouldn't have happened if you were in the kitchen OP... haha jk I can't even say that, I'm a woman. however I am in my kitchen. lol.
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varutha
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The odds depend on where op was at that moment. When I have to go through a forest it happens quite frequently.
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penelope_fml
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Same thing happened to me a week ago, not kidding.
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Vintage_fml
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ROFL double penetration
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UnearthlyEnemy
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wow. that's all you got? a sex joke?
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aksweetheart
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I thought it was funny...
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InfamousRaider
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Indeed, quite funny hmmmm...
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tWitt3rBuG
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Lol! Awe sowi! Bugs revenge! Hehehe
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Blanadestroyer
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#3 - Touché!
This FML improves the joke about difference between sad and happy biker (the one with bugs between his teeth is the happy one) in a way more hilarious way.
This FML improves the joke about difference between sad and happy biker (the one with bugs between his teeth is the happy one) in a way more hilarious way.
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kendalle_fml
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goggles my friend... get some goggles
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Cheatx
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This situation could of been completely avoided had you been in a car.
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ffmmllyaya
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shut up dumb whore
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Randen_fml
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why's everyone telling #7 to stfu? she made a valid point
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bernardbrown
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Maybe OP actually wants to be friendly to the environment and work out.
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ironheart98
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stfu
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Anushca100
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happened to me too :)) I hate those bugs. :))
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JackR1104
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#7 Perhaps they aren't old enough to drive.
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Jojul
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Ah... What a great FMLit would've been if you had opened your mouth to cry out and have another bug fly in there. ;)