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By Anonymous / Tuesday 18 October 2011 06:55 / United States
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4- What does your profile mean, that it is bad to support same sex marriage? 17- Or OP would have turned the water on in the sink which was right in front of them and washed their face, if the water wasn't on already.

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  13FTW  |  9

#1 which you made it so clear that you were number 1, FML is a site about people misfortune and hilarious stories. Not a free sex website. Please don't say "hmu" then proceed to write your number.. Freak.

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  rallets  |  22

94 - your bieber hair fucking sickens me next?

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  Keyman1212  |  14

99- seeing as I'm what, like 10 years older than that little fuck(I don't know how old he is) and I'm in the military, and my profile states that it is an old picture of me, I don't see how the hell my hair is Bieber hair.

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  kelsey_katie  |  17

120, That's not bieber hair! Lol. And even if it was, you are still about 100x more attractive than he is. ^dont take that the wrong way... But it's true..(:

By  seriousman26  |  0

Oh spiders. They get you every time don't they? One time I had found a spider on left eyebrow so I wacked it with the dull side of a knife. Wrong side anndd it was just a piece of fuzz.

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  lylasgurgur  |  12

Omg that sucks! I'm sorry:(

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  eviegirl247  |  0

You guys actually believe him? First of all why would he randomly be holding a knife and even if he was why would he be somewhere where he can see his reflection?

By  punkin_26  |  16

Bet you felt really stupid!!!The best part-you could have kept that dumbass move to yourself for the rest of your life considering nobody was in the bathroom with you to be witness to your stupidity. But instead you decided to share that with the rest of us. Thank you!!

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  punkin_26  |  16

Actually Levvy I do grasp the concept of this site just fine. I was mearly thanking OP for sharing their story with us. That is all. What else do you say to a person that just smacked their own face. And yes Ravagedsoul they may have submitted post as anonymous because they are to some degree embarassed by their brief moment of stupidity, however they still chose to share it with us. And ast3150 was right. The people on this site are very cruel and unforgiving as if they never said or did anything stupid in their life. But that is what makes it entertaining. So again I will say thank you op. I laughed my ass off.

By  lylasgurgur  |  12

Now, now, did you happen to be smiling at yourself and saying "whose that sexy beast?" .... ;) karma.

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