By cloudberry - 27/05/2012 08:00 - United States - Astoria

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
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JayChuckles 4

We're you lying to her? Or does she only think you're a loser?

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Ririshi 0

We're you lying? LOL learn proper English.. It's were you lying. We're means we are

NickyK 25

Bring some friends over, show her she's wrong :)

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putloginhere 6

Yeah i just took autocorrect off my phone and my ipod. It just pisses me off

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nado13579 12

The friends are real! Their names are Bloo, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, and Cheese. ...someone please tell me I'm not the only one who remembers that show.

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Skittlepickle 13

I like autocorrect. I don't have to type the whole word so I can spend more time being lazy.

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thatKidzmOm 10

48-I have season one on DVD! Seasons 2 and after are super expensive :-/ that's when cheese came along! Damnit! I'm going watch foster's now!

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iPeterPan 8

Why don't you read the rest of the responses and realise he said 'iPhone'?

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MidnaLink 33

48 Fortunately no... I used to love that show. Didn't like cheese very much....

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Jewlz1162 5

48-loved that show, cheese was the best

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Keattles 14

12 - Such a fail. Love it when they fail harder than what they commented on. Good job

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

#60 They have already established that. I would like to suggest reading the comments under the original commenter.

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blondebrunette11 4

Autocorrect can go to he'll.

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Keevarou 17

Or imaginary, see what I did there?

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StanSmith_fml 9

You don't say "dead in the eyes", stop trying to be a smartass.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Op didn't say he/she had friends. He/she just said they were hanging with some friends. Op could have been hanging with somebody else's friends. Which is kind of creepy now that I think about it.

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Ririshi 0

That must be quite a bad feeling you have then..

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thisisafunnyname 12

That's probably why it's posted in fmylife.com

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Fenthik 4

Just a common way of wording things with body parts. Ex." I took an arrow in the knee. "

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DollGoneWrong 0

One eye is all OP needs. With one eye, they're still open and free to the world of evil.

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Killuhk 8

I'm pretty sure they were being sarcastic....lol

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zuzupetalsYO 11

An arrow to the knee is a horrible example.

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rahrah765765 11

Note to self: be more obvious when quoting Cyanide and Happiness. BIBLE, 1 Corinthians 10:13

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guitarh4 7

Aww :( I'm so sorry about that. You have an extremely rude mother! Well I hope you explained the story to her, and she apologized. Have fun with your friends! :)

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ChrisTheCalm 9

My mom thinks someone bullies me , and that's why I keep missing my morning classes. -.-

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reddudeover 2

24 - Cool story bro, let me be the first to say all of our lives are richer having heard it.

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FMLoverAgain 7

Well are you being bullied? Why are you missing classes. Did you hear about that girl who was put in jail for missing classes in Texas?

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SexyQueen0905 24

"No, no, I am. Their names are Herp, Nota Realname, and Topsy Kretts!" But seriously, OP, that sucks. Try bringing them round the house to prove they're real.

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g02hell 2

Lmao I love the play on words:D

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wayfan 5

I really, REALLY hope "Topsy Kretts" was a Number 23 reference. But yeah, sorry OP. That does stink.

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SkoomaKi 27

Bring them home, and prove her wrong!

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llamafish 25

But then they might have to actually meet OP's mother.

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Enslaved 36

That's what I always told my mom when I "really" was hanging out with a guy I knew she wouldn't approve of instead. Parents are smart now a days because they know what lies they told their parents to get away with murder. If you weren't lying, then just say so without blinking.(:

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