We're you lying? LOL learn proper English.. It's were you lying. We're means we are

iPhone...

Bring some friends over, show her she's wrong :)

Yeah i just took autocorrect off my phone and my ipod. It just pisses me off

12- Grammar nazi attemp: Fail.

The friends are real! Their names are Bloo, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, and Cheese. ...someone please tell me I'm not the only one who remembers that show.

I like autocorrect. I don't have to type the whole word so I can spend more time being lazy.

12- 'lol' is not proper english.

48- I remember!!!

48-I have season one on DVD! Seasons 2 and after are super expensive :-/ that's when cheese came along! Damnit! I'm going watch foster's now!

We are you lying to her? Wtf

Why don't you read the rest of the responses and realise he said 'iPhone'?

48 Fortunately no... I used to love that show. Didn't like cheese very much....

48-loved that show, cheese was the best

12 - Such a fail. Love it when they fail harder than what they commented on. Good job

48 they will all be dearly missed

#60 They have already established that. I would like to suggest reading the comments under the original commenter.

Autocorrect can go to he'll.

1- Is that you Cal Chuchesta?

Or imaginary, see what I did there?

lol! yes, I do. well played.

OP only has one eye.

You don't say "dead in the eyes", stop trying to be a smartass.

Op didn't say he/she had friends. He/she just said they were hanging with some friends. Op could have been hanging with somebody else's friends. Which is kind of creepy now that I think about it.

That's probably why it's posted in fmylife.com

Just a common way of wording things with body parts. Ex." I took an arrow in the knee. "

One eye is all OP needs. With one eye, they're still open and free to the world of evil.

I'm pretty sure they were being sarcastic....lol

An arrow to the knee is a horrible example.

Note to self: be more obvious when quoting Cyanide and Happiness. BIBLE, 1 Corinthians 10:13

My mom thinks someone bullies me , and that's why I keep missing my morning classes. -.-

24 - Cool story bro, let me be the first to say all of our lives are richer having heard it.

Well are you being bullied? Why are you missing classes. Did you hear about that girl who was put in jail for missing classes in Texas?

Lmao I love the play on words:D

I really, REALLY hope "Topsy Kretts" was a Number 23 reference. But yeah, sorry OP. That does stink.

But then they might have to actually meet OP's mother.

Nice profile pic shirt